How To Shut Down A Reicht-Wing Coworker

[matcom]

Background: If this rant I just had with a RW Co-worker seems 'rehearsed', it is. I knew this was coming this morning so on my way to work I thought about what I was going to say. This jackass is a RW Selectman a couple of towns over and yesterday plastered my vehicle with Kerry Healy signs (RW Governor candidate here in MA) and laughed like a giddy school-girl when I found them and ripped them off. His cube is in the middle of the floor and I purposly waited until all employees were in before walking by. He saw me and said, "With all the Healy signs on your car yesterday you must be a huge supporter!" :eyes:

Begin rant:

"Let me tell you something ****, I am not going to sit here and have a political discussion with you. The people you support and vote for and their policies mean that you gladly wipe your ass with both the Constitution and the Bill of Rights because it serves your personal purpose. You could care less about such things as Habeas Corpus and Posse Comitatus and you actively work to suppress the right of every citizen to vote. That ****, makes you anti-American. So anti-American in fact that if Thomas Jefferson were to come back from the grave and pass you on Tremont Street in Boston, he would take the time to stop and punch you in your fucking mouth. Political discourse with people who are as UnAmerican as you are serve me no purpose. It's not that you and I simply disagree about issues ****, it is that you hate the fact that I have the same freedoms as you do. Go back to work ****, and i'll do the same."

This was 10 minutes ago. The floor is still silent and **** is sitting at his computer seething.

:D

[Donnachaidh]

1. guess turnaround is a shock to the eedjit, huh?

I think you got your point across :lol: Way to go!

[Hav]

2. .

Lol, well done.

[EST]

3. Kewel.

That certainly avoids the old "I wish Ida' said" syndrome that we so often suffer from.

[Mad_Dem_X]

4. WOW!

Good for you! :applause: :kick:

[sam sarrha]

5. you are a dead man walking... he will get even.

[MannyGoldstein]

15. Call The Cops

Report the stickers. Get something on the record in case that scumbag responds.

[madokie]

21. The situation is under control looks to me like.

publically humiliated. won't come back for more if he is very smart, the stakes are too high. imo

[Occulus]

90. Agreed... once a rethug is publicly humiliated, they stop their antics

Mostly because they know if they try anything on anyone who was there, the people they try it on will respond exactly as you did.

Bullies have nothing once they're slapped down. The fear of standing up to them is their only power.

[femrap]

52. That isn't a bad idea...I would never think of putting

stickers on anyone's car...EVER. And he KNEW you would hate it. Yep...I'd drop by the local police precinct and file a report. Don't call...just drop in and file. Then if anything else happens, it's on the record.

I loved what you said.

[elehhhhna]

76. Also complain to HR or the owner/s.

[Dinger]

85. This Idiot VADNALIZED Your Vehicle - Book 'Em Matcom!

I am tempted to smear repukes' vehicles with Dem stickers, but I think it's against the law. However, the temptation is getting to me . . .

[matcom]

23. he isn't going to respond to anything

and he CERTAINLY doesn't want to get physical with me.

[Carni]

33. I would tend to agree lol

Sounds like you put the fool in his place quite nicely lol

[Javaman]

40. Keep us posted if there are any new developments. nt

[LSK]

43. are you kidding??? Freepers are such chickenshits!!!

[sam sarrha]

59. they take delight in little terrorist attacks..ive had my tires slashed an

my mirrors broken.. at work they told the boss i pee'd on the floor in the bath room and i got fired after a 15 minute chewing out.. because i was a Buddhist, i got fired also in el paso for being a Buddhist after they went thru my personal things and found a book by HHDL in my lunch box, i experienced a week of belligerence and verbal assaults then they set me up and i got fired.


it is always really petty shit.. they took my shop folder from my desk.. with my work history in it before annual evaluation.. but the supervisor had records. they accused me of things i didn't do, i had a secret file of all the info what i worked on when what id.. had to cover my ass every minute for 5 years.. they faked some paper work and accused me of ruining a $280,000 avionics board.. the supervisor just put her hands up and said, 'Gary doesn't make those kinds of errors, me makes paper errors.' i had my covert notes and she was able to track it back to who did it.

in 1980 i was a jeweler and four other employees concocted a story to get me fired, unfortunately the store manager noticed that each had read the same script, and i had detailed notes of what i had done and who had given it to me and where it went.and when.. the 4 were later fired.

i have Aspergers Syndrome and i can focus on certain things, dealing with the parts of things, i did 2.6 times more work at Boeing than anyone else on a 22 person team.. and never made an error. if you want something done right get an obsessive compulsive to do it.. i have the technical ability to not have to do it over and over.. i am really Zen about what i do. i had a father that beat the hell out of me all my life i did something not to his liking.. so i got really good at pleasing people and doing pristine work every time all the time. i am also altruistic and empathic so i always stand up for the under dog, i trained the new people at Boeing at breaks and lunch before the assholes taught them the wrong thing to get them fired,

there was a lot of racial predjudice in El paso and the 'minorities' got screwed over really bad. a lot of the places i worked were run by gangs that got their people hired one way or the other

i have put up with all this shit all my life... nothing new

[guruoo]

62. Important tools for job defense...

Micro audio recorder...

Micro video recorder...

[sam sarrha]

68. where can i get the digital camera..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guruoo]

71. Here's one source...

http://www.uspystore.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=499&DEPARTMENT_ID=46

[elehhhhna]

78. we bought one for my daughter for 20 buck at Walmart (euww)

has no flash...which is handy if you want photos w/o others noticing, it's about the size of a pack of smokes (but about a half inch thick) and it takes 4 minutes of VIDEO. Get one!

[tom_paine]

77. Who gives a rat's ass? NO MORE FEAR!

And if you must fear (as we all do sometimes) then fear something REAL like the fact Der Fuhrer can toss your ass in jail and throw away the key on a whim.

But some Reich Wing pussy who, at worst, will try and do the old corporate stab-in-the-back, to a person?

HELL, NO!

You don't negotiate with Nazis (even if they are Kinder and Gentler than the originals, for the moment. You don't reason with them, for as the original Tom Paine once said, "That would be as trying to convert an Atheist with Scripture. " (I am paraphrasing a bit here)

You do what this person did.

[Joe Chi Minh]

82. You suppose a degree of character and courage he

evidently doesn't have. It's the only way to deal with people like that. They actually ache inside for you to go for them. Like little children, they need boundaries, and know it.

[wicket]

6. Kerry Healey? UGH

:puke:

Great rant though :D

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

32. More proof right wingers will support ANYONE

Just to hold on to an office.

[Downtown Hound]

7. Good job!

I doubt he'll be bothering you anytime soon with his crap.

[Hugin]

8. It's all just a childish game for them...

Until, they're the ones getting smacked in the face.

It's the same with any bully.

Nice job matcom.

[flying_wahini]

9. wonderful, now don't sit and seeth,,,,,, (what I usually do,)

enjoy the moment..... !!!!!!!
take deep breaths and love it...

[acmejack]

27. hey, welcome back!

haven't seen you and your cool avatar for a while! :hi:

[masshole]

10. nice

:thumbsup: How exactly is **** pronounced? lol

[C_U_L8R]

11. Perfecto

That was stunning verbal punch to the solar plexus.

[madmax]

12. WTG, matcom!

Excellent, excellent. I hope you have a very happy day. :loveya:

[Sweet Freedom]

13. he's probably seething because

he doesn't know what habeas corpus, posse comitatus and discourse mean.

(I bet that felt good!)

[ChairmanAgnostic]

31. Abe E. Scorpus? Pussy Commission? Dis coarse?

Somehow, his computer's spell checker ain't gonna help him much.

[Glenda]

81. lol!

I was thinking the same thing!

[JeffR]

14. Love it. K & R

:kick:

[Lifelong Protester]

87. Holey moley,

I have to get a copy of that photo or bumpersticker or whatever it is. That is the bomb! I think you made the whole anti-Iraq war argument right there.

[JeffR]

92. Thanks. I didn't make a high-res version, so this is "as is"

[ThomWV]

16. "Touch my car again, ******, and I'll take your face off"

Would have been a nice addition.

[madokie]

17. Sounds like a good trashing to me

I've learned through the years to grab the bull by the horns real damn quick before they know what hit 'em like you did. Peace on you for standing your ground and putting the :puke: in his place. Chances are he won't last much longer there.

[mazzarro]

18. Wooow! that is a solid gut wrenching punch- damn!! -n/t

[AnneD]

19. This was the nugget of truth to the rant....

"It's not that you and I simply disagree about issues ****, it is that you hate the fact that I have the same freedoms as you do."

This is what permeates every action they do. Good rant, great insite.

[Phredicles]

24. Agreed - enthusiastically recommended on the strength of that line!

:thumbsup:

[Richard Steele]

75. Bingo! That really -IS- what bugs their hateful peabrains most.

And that was the line that jumped out at me as well.

[Beetwasher]

20. I Assume **** Stands For "Douchebag"

Nice rant, bud! :thumbsup:

[ananda]

36. I subbed mutherfukker for ****

lol

[Zavulon]

57. This was my first thought, too. (NT)

[movie_girl99]

22. what a fantastic smack down

i love it when they are left totally speechless. Way to go !!!!!

[BonnieJW]

25. I agree with Manny

I would make a formal complaint to the building management as well as to your HR department. Let them know exactly who did it and the date. He tampered with your car!!! He actually defaced it. What if he had spray painted it? Same thing.

[Deb]

26. He put signs on your car?!

Does this clueless jerk think current politics is a freaking sporting rivalry where practical jokes are appropriate?

Congrats Matcom! He asked for an old fashioned ass kicking and you delivered.

:kick:

[rurallib]

46. Should have pressed charges for damaging his car.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

48. "Does ... think current politics is a freaking sporting rivalry"

Bingo. That's so true of so many of these folks. They think it's a game and debase the whole concept.

[TygrBright]

28. woo, matcom!! Ten out of ten for style! n/t

[seabeyond]

29. isit STILL all quiet. anyone say anything. i am a waitin n/t

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

30. This is why the Bill of Rights is essential

It's not that you and I simply disagree about issues ****, it is that you hate the fact that I have the same freedoms as you do.

Authoritarian creeps will always want to shut up those who disagree. The Bill of Rights exists to protect us from them and to protect us from ourselves should we ever lapse into this kind of thinking.

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

34. You could always print out the thread, Give it to him as a BONUS

Or better yet, pass it around the office.

Way To Go!

[NewJeffCT]

35. Wow, a matcom post without Kelly Brooke in it!

Great rant, though.

Do you have any proof that he was the one that put the signs on your car?

[matcom]

38. yes. he told me yesterday he did it

and he did it in front of one of the owners who got a kick out of it since he knows i'm such a lefty

[NewJeffCT]

45. Were they stuck to your car, like glued/taped on?

Or, just placed on your car? I was thinking if they were glued or taped onto your car, some of the paint could have been damaged.

[eShirl]

83. I would get a restraining order against him based on that.

Seriously.

[orleans]

88. this is horrible. call your local aclu chapter & see what they

suggest. the fact that one of the owners was a witness to this vandalism---maybe you could sue this asshole and press charges against the other.

check this out. how degrading. how fucking dare they! press the issue matcom. (before you get fired for "disrupting" the office, press the issue)

[YOY]

37. You know, for folks that hate to be called Nazis the fuckers sure

enjoy acting like them.

Myself and FReep coworker are at a silent agreement: Don't talk politics at work.

She still calls her boyfriend and points out that his Haliburton stocks are doing well...and occasionally goes on a "but Democrats want OUR MONEY!" quip.

[Philosoraptor]

39. if he does it again call the cops

[AspenRose]

70. And I would tell him as much

"And another thing; touch my car, a**hole, and I'm calling the cops on your a**."

WHO the HELL do these people think they are???? :nuke: I am so sick of their sophomoric bullsh*t.

Good job, Matcom.

[lildreamer316]

41. You kick ass. n/t

[Stockholm]

42. Kick for great rant!

***** recommending

:thumbsup:

[Crankie Avalon]

44. Wow, I'm going to have to memorize that one and use it, myself.

Hope you don't mind my possibly "borrowing" it.

[Norquist Nemesis]

47. Be sure and check your tires before driving home tonight!

He might slash your tires and key your car!

Good one Matcom!!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

49. You had all night to think about it and didn't bring in a bullhorn?

C'mon, Matcom, right tool for the right job!

[raccoon]

50. Well done! He SO had it coming. nt

[Me.]

51. My Favorite Line From Said Rant

"So anti-American in fact that if Thomas Jefferson were to come back from the grave and pass you on Tremont Street in Boston, he would take the time to stop and punch you in your fucking mouth."

*shadow government*

[progressoid]

53. Anti-American and Un-American. Perfect.

They've been pulling that crap on us for so long that it's time to put point the finger at the real Anti-Americans. Good for you.

[Stephanie]

54. I love you Matcom!

my hero

:loveya:

[jberryhill]

55. The shorter version would be...

"Touch my car again and I will sue you for trespass to chattels."

[Kingshakabobo]

56. I would jack up his car, steel his wheels,.........

.....throw them in the nearest body of water and say: "oops, the wheels came off - just like the renamblican party!!".......but I have anger management problems lately. :evilgrin:

[sam sarrha]

84. a friend of mine stold a set of really old bald tires off a nice car to

get even for something the guy did.. then when the guy put new expencive tires on it.. my friend took off the new tires and replaced the old one on it.. the guy had a carport in an alley entrance.:rofl:

that was really devious..

[Gold Metal Flake]

58. Nicely done, Sir.

A bouquet of tacos to you!

Much more effective, personal, confrontational and long-lasting than a simple "keep your hands off of my car, man", which is what, I supect, he was expecting. So bright was this smackdown that an outline of his worthless body is seared onto the back surface of the woodshed.

[Gregorian]

60. Just another republican VANDAL.

What he did is vandalism.

Had he done that in Singapore, he's be looking at caning. Not that I condon that kind of garbage for justice, but just saying...


PS-Good for you! And thank god I don't work. I just realized after reading this post that I would be going nuts in a workplace after this shithead got in office. Phew. Hang in there buddy.


edit- You know, speaking out in America has been unamerican. Just speaking out is a huge hurdle here. I don't know why everyone in this country has zipperlips.

[leftofthedial]

61. you are right

they are so profoudly unAmerican that dialogue is pointless.

[NoSheep]

63. I LOVE YOU!!!!! I'm glad you had that opportunity!!

Ye-haa I love a good smack-down! :rofl:

[warrens]

64. They truly are unAmerican

Good for you.

[ThomCat]

65. Cool.

He'll probably work up the nerve to go on a rant of his own, and I hope you'll be ready to shut him down yet again. :)

[Dr Fate]

66. If we were both gay I would ask you to marry me. n/t

n/t

[Oilwellian]

67. Love it!

:applause:

[Chulanowa]

69. I love the imagery...

Zombie Jefferson cracking the dude's jaw. "Braaaaaains... braaaaaaainse. Ooops, sorry, no brains there..."

[Sequoia]

72. Nothing like that happens here.

Our office is quiet as a mouse. Good for you!!

[SaveOurDemocracy]

73. Beautiful!!

Course he had nothing to say ... he's a blowhard and a coward. He mouths the party-line he gets on Faux News and doesn't have a clue what you're talking about.

He's gonna have to i-v O'Liely this weekend to recover from that can o' whoop-ass you opened. :rofl:

Well done ...

[bridgit]

74. yeah well fuck **** too is my thought...

:thumbsup:

[Ino]

79. Way to go!

I would have added, "and when your party gets through shredding the Constitution, you'll have the same LACK of rights as the people you've shit on."

[guinivere]

80. Just breathtaking!

Bravo!



:applause:

[buddysmellgood]

86. You are my hero.

[tblue]

89. Love it!!! Thanks for speaking up! We should do more of that.

RWers expect us to be nice and keep quiet. The hell with that.

Thanks for giving me a .

(Sorry for using Disney.)

[upi402]

91. Yeah baby!!!

You, I like!!!
:toast: :bounce: :patriot: