How can we get more cons to move to the cut-and-run crowd?

[Xenotime]

I have recently heard about this group that doesn't plan on voting and I want to know if we can get more. I really like this idea. In fact, I support them. Don't vote. I can honestly say your party is not worth the effort.

I'll list what you are voting for:

King George - who brought terrorism to Iraq, death and disease to New Orleans, killing off the Constitution one article at a time.
Tricky Dick - when not unloading buckshot into the face of your average citizen he is setting up how to line his pockets with the money his making from Halliburton
Donald Duck - who can't lead a troop of cub scouts out of a shopping mall much less troops in Iraq. Imagine how many boy cub scouts would die in his den before the parents stepped in.
NeoCondoleezza Rice - This secetary of state let the state of New Orleans drown while she was looking fo some new shoes.

I could go on but listing this out just makes me sick. Don't vote. You will feel better and be doing your country a service. Or, just vote democrat and actually make your vote count towards something worthwhile.

[Deep13]

1. draft their children.

Seriously, point out all the threats we cannot respond to because we are stuck in Iraq.

[Ravy]

2. Or raise their taxes to pay for it. (n/t)

[Xenotime]

3. Good one.