Caption the clueless commander

[El Supremo]

At a drug store this morning.

[louis-t]

1. "Y'all have any o' that liquid cocaine?"

[Ravy]

2. Misreading a sign, Bush stands in line for to meet the Big Dipper. (n/t)

[JuniperLea]

3. I should have sent Condi for condoms... this is embarassing... n/t

[MrCoffee]

4. all these hemerrhoid creams...which one is right for me?

[flordehinojos]

5. where the hell is my anxiety medication? the one you sent last night ain't

working! (do you like my spit-spit-spit face?)

[photogirl12]

6. He thought that it was the line for a wardrobe consuation

...just hoping to meet the guys from Queer Eye.

[madinmaryland]

7. So many drugs, so little time...

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "Yep, 'consultation.' So what about drugs would you like to know, Stretch?

[MrCoffee]

9. heh, ya'll got anything to stop it from burning so much when i pee?

[zreosumgame]

10. "I just did a Pootie-poot, where's Condi?"

[flordehinojos]

11. take that darn camera off of my face while i wait for my meds or i'll

spit, spit, spit into that there lense! i ain't no terrarist, i'm the PRESIDENT of these here U.S.A.

[liberal N proud]

12. Constu ah, Constil ahm, Consol ahhh, Damn-it constipation

[Lautremont]

13. Looks to me like they can't afford those backdrops

they love so much, so when an announcement needs to be made - in this case "Bush Consults With Generals" - they have to make do with found backdrops at local businesses. He can go to K-Mart when he needs to announce a "Plus Size" tax cut.

[MrCoffee]

14. Where do ya'll keep the adult undergarments?

[rock]

15. I wish I had a lick of sense

[misternormal]

16. "How do you spell that again?? Oh yeah, V-I-A-G-R-A"

[AnneD]

17. I don't need ....

no consultation, I'm the decider dammit. Who put that sign there?

[VOX]

18. "Cleanup in Aisle 5, cleanup in Aisle 5..."

He makes a mess of *everything*, and you can't take him anywhere. :evilgrin:

[Sydnie]

19. I just came in for some chap stick .... honest! n/t

[Hoosier Dem]

20. Dmmit...Why can't Rush run his own errands??

Now, what was that I was supposed to get him?? Did he say Xanex or Exlax???