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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 01:59 PM
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That's it, I'm joining the Army
They say I'll get a free sports watch. :woohoo:
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:03 PM
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1. Who are you planning to leave it to
in your will?
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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:11 PM
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2. Sign up for Sports Illustrated instead....
they got WAY cooler inticements.... (See Wikipedia:Football telephones).....
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:03 PM
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4. I always wanted one of those
Because it appeared that just by holding it, it could send you into near-orgasmic excitement.

"Oh, my God! It's a phone that looks like a football!"

Wow. I had a phone that looked like Garfield.

TlalocW
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:32 PM
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3. Naw, sign up with the gay community
We give away toaster ovens. :hi:
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:34 PM
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5. Will it match the body bag?
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