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sandrakae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:47 PM
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Katherine Harris is going to soon resort to Prostitution.
Katherine Harris is going to soon resort to Prostitution to save her campaign.

She is already selling her DC house, of couse it might be because she knows she wont need it.

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flamin lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:48 PM
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1. Soon? Start? nt
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:49 PM
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2. Hope she has a big supply of paper bags.
;-)
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:21 PM
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14. Exactly - double bagger
as was the phrase when I was in high school, bag for your head too in case the other person's fell off by accident

or coyote date if you prefer, where you would rather chew your own arm off than accidentally wake someone up by trying to get it out from under their shoulder once you saw them "in the light of day" without all that bar light ambiance.

:)
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 04:12 PM
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18. LOL! I hadn't heard about the coyote date
but I sure get it. :D
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:49 PM
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3. You're assuming she hasn't already?
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:49 PM
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4. shudder
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:55 PM
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5. Kathy baby, at least she'll be a humorous comment on election day
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GumboYaYa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:56 PM
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6. Did you see the video where she was pratically molesting
that college paper interviewer? It probably took the poor guy a week to wash all of the hag off.
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classysassy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:56 PM
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7. Jeb's
two dollar ho.
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 02:56 PM
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8. its like the old sexist joke:
a couple are destitute with no hope of employment. The wife tells the husband, I'll sell myself on the street corner to make ends meet.
The husband didn't have the heart to tell her she was much too ugly to succeed, so he wished her well.
That night, she came home with 500 dollars and a nickel. Surprised, the husband said "Who gave you the nickel?"
she replied "everyone!"

sorry for the off color joke, but this thread reminded me of it.
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:07 PM
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9. please
:puke:
I just had a snack.
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:08 PM
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10. Down to the Home for the Blind, no doubt
Send her a roll of pennies so she can make change for nickels.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:12 PM
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11. She might as well get paid for what she has been giving away for free
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:13 PM
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12. Will she be on horseback?
:)
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Cygnusx2112 Donating Member (214 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:19 PM
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13. Eh, I'd do her a favor...


This is the only pic I've seen of her where she actually looks kinda good... :evilgrin:

:bounce: :bounce:
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:37 PM
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15. I Really Wish They Had a Pic of Her
Encouraging people to get up and do the chicken dance. That's how I will always think of her.
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:41 PM
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16. Here's my fave:
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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 03:46 PM
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17. That will be a step up for the stupid c_nt
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 04:22 PM
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19. At 25 cents a shot she had better start about 40 years ago.
Edited on Fri Oct-20-06 04:26 PM by Hubert Flottz
A two bit Ho to Go!

She'll have to pawn her honor and her spunk and moxie!
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 04:57 PM
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20. Katherine girl - you WILL know love


Erase all doubt from your mind, for tonight, you will know love. Let me tell you how I am going to lay it down.



This afternoon, while you are on lunch break, I will have a handpicked team of florists cover your desk at work with a mixture of sensuous-smelling rose petals. They will also leave a note reading, "Girl, you are most fine. I will pick you up at 8." This will show you and your coworkers that Smoove is the man for you, as well as give you a glimpse into the personal attention I will lavish on you later that evening.



I will also instruct the delivery person to wait and clean the flowers off your desk when you are done looking at them, so that you can continue with your work day.



At precisely 8 o'clock, I will arrive in a pearl-white car to pick you up and transport us to dinner at the city's finest European restaurant. I will tell the driver to take the most romantic, scenic route possible to the restaurant. On the way, I will have a sterling-silver thermos filled with hot chocolate from the Swiss chocolate region. If it is too hot for you, I will blow on it until it is the correct temperature.



When you have finished the cocoa, I will take the empty cup away from you and pack up the thermos. I will then nuzzle your neck and whisper complimentary remarks into your ear, including, "You are more beautiful than a thousand lakes," "You are extremely special to me," and "Your bone structure belongs in a museum." This will make you wet.



Damn, girl. I want to get freaky with you right now on my desk. I want to ride you like a bronco.



When we arrive at the expensive European restaurant, the owner will greet me warmly and comment positively on your attire. He will then personally lead us to a private table I have specially selected for our evening together. As we browse the menu, I will inform you that if multiple appetizers are your wish, I can make that wish come true.



When the appetizers arrive, I will feed them to you with my hands, which I will have hand-washed with special anti-bacterial soap to ensure their cleanliness. You will then eat an entree of your choice and a dessert. While we eat these various foods, we will discuss your fineness and also your hopes and dreams for the future. This will make you feel closer to me and, as a result, make you want to sex me wild.



After the meal, we will forgo transportation and walk the five blocks back to my apartment, because the night will be so fragrant and beautiful. I will hold your hand and stroke your wrist lightly with my thumb. As we approach my apartment, I will pull you close, and it will feel right. It will feel like we are two interlocking pieces of a sexy panther jigsaw puzzle.



If the moon is full, I will point it out to you.



When we reach my penthouse, I will remove your shoes and kiss you passionately for five to ten minutes. Just when you think you are going crazy with desire, I will lead you to my large, circular bathtub. There, I will strip you down and place your naked body gently into the perfectly warm water. Then, I will wash you with a towel of my choosing. Make no mistake, it will be the perfect towel for your beautiful body, fitting your every luscious contour. If the scented perfumes I have placed in your bath water are not to your liking, I will drain the tub and we will start over. But they will not be incorrect, so we will not have to. I know you, girl.



After I have dried and moisturized you, I will comb your hair. If, while combing your hair, you would like me to comb either faster or harder, please say so. While I am doing this combing, you will think you will know love, but Smoove is ready to take you to the next level.



This is when Smoove will lead you to his canopy bed. Keith Sweat will be playing on my bedroom stereo, creating the perfect mood for us to freak all night. And freak all night is what we shall do. Between freakings, we will laugh and tell stories, and I will rub your neck and back. Then we will freak again. This will go on until the break of dawn.



Damn.



When you wake up, I will make you French toast. If French toast is not what you desire, I will find another nationality of toast that suits you. I will not rest until I find this perfect nationality of toast, even if I have to swim all the way to Austria for it. After I find and make the toast, and you eat it, we will freak once more.



This is how the evening will go. This is how you will know love.
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