what we can expect if the liberals win:

[madmusic]

From American Family Association:

Here is what we can expect if the liberals win:

* Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.

* A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states.

* Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the legislative process.

* Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.

* Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our currency.

* A return to the "Fairness Doctrine" in broadcasting where opposing views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows.

* An increase in taxes to push new social programs.

* Passing a new "hate crimes" law making it illegal to refer to homosexuality in a negative manner.

* Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our constitution.

* We will withdraw from Iraq, sending the message to the terrorists that if they will just be patient they can win and bring their terrorist acts to the U.S.
*

Sincerely,

Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
<http://www.afa.net>American Family Association

[JeffR]

1. All told, sounds like a decent agenda

[novalib]

2. It Sounds WONDERFUL To Me!!

It may be red meat for Waldmon's slack-jawed followers, but it is music to my ears!

[dkofos]

3. I hope so!! And much much more!!!

[Efilroft Sul]

4. They forgot man-on-dog sex.

Guess they'll have to hire Santorum in January to add that part in.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. And I want to marry a box turtle.

:D

[buddysmellgood]

8. Me too, Me too! What fun!

[novalib]

12. Just ONE Box Turtle?

Cripes, I want to marry four box turtles.

Of different genders.

And then have one of them change from male to female.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Sign me up!

:thumbsup:

[madmusic]

7. Really, all of them? 100%?

All of you?

Seriously?

Why?

[SmokingJacket]

13. Well, it's not true, of course.

Liberals are not going to make "referring to homosexuality in a negative way" a hate crime -- though it would be nice if discrimination against gays were a thing of the past. Nor will only liberal judges be appointed -- though hopefully a bunch of them will be. Nor is there going to be some kind of war on Christianity -- though strengthening the wall between church (all churches, not just christianity) and state would be a worthy goal.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

15. Sarcasm is perhaps lost on you. (nt)

[madmusic]

22. No, got the jokes. n/t

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

9. Idiot scaremongering.

Here is what we can expect if the liberals win:

* Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.

They appear to have confused us with the Repbulicans.

* A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states.

Yes, and when we're done there, we'll FORCE you to marry a goat! Or even two goats! Goat polygamy! FORCED goat polygamy!

* Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the legislative process.

Ha! Little do they know that this is just a PLOY to distract from the GOAT POLYGAMY!

* Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.

That has to be the most anticilmatic statement in the history of anti-abortion gibberish.

* Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our currency.

And once we've rid the flag and the dollar of God, we'll go even further! Soon even the DIME will be without reference to God! And then the PENNY! And then the WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!...Ahem...

* A return to the "Fairness Doctrine" in broadcasting where opposing views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows.

No, the purpose of this rule will be to string Nancy Grace up by her toenails. I think this is one issue where we can find common ground with the religiously insane.

* An increase in taxes to push new social programs.

Yes, but there's a "Trailer trash buck-toothed inbred Jesus freak" exemption in that bill, which will result in a net tax decrease for most of your followers.

* Passing a new "hate crimes" law making it illegal to refer to homosexuality in a negative manner.

Well... Only a goddamn faggot would object to that.

* Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our constitution.

Seeing as Americans no longer enjoy ANY rights under their consitution, this provision of our EvilAgenda is relatively harmless.

* We will withdraw from Iraq, sending the message to the terrorists that if they will just be patient they can win and bring their terrorist acts to the U.S.

Call it a "strategic realignment." We're sending the troops to fight Evolutionists in Kansas.

Jesus, these people have NO consideration for others.

[Jed Dilligan]

10. I can get behind all of it

except maybe the "fairness doctrine." Too infringe-y on free speech-y, methinky.

[bluedogyellowdog]

11. Strange. I thought the religious right LIKED:

"* Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants."

Odd. I thought the right wingers *liked* a flood cheap labor, since it keeps wages down, keeps the workers from getting too uppity since we can always be replaced, and since they can replace union labor with non-union labor. next...

"* A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states."

Strange. I thought the right wing nutsos *liked* polygamy. The more women each dirty old man can have at his beck and call to make babies in accordance with the laws of GOD, the better. Next...

"* Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop."

Now what do you think would happen if abortion were made illegal? It would deprive the religious right of one of their main organizing and fundraising scare issues, that's what. Deep inside, Donald Wildmon *wants* to keep abortion legal. 'Cause as long as it's legal, he and his religious right buddies have a reason to beg for money. Next...

"* A return to the "Fairness Doctrine" in broadcasting where opposing views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows."

Now now, I would think that the right-wing would *like* the reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine. Since the media is so liberal-controlled like they claim, it would give right wingers equal time. Or maybe could it be that Donald Wildmon doesn't really believe the media is all that lib'rul? Hmmmm... Next...

"* An increase in taxes to push new social programs."

But, but, but, "Render unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's"! Thou shalt NOT make a mockery of the word of GOD like this, by suggesting that taxes are bad. Next...

"* Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our constitution."

Strange. I would think that Donald Wildmon would love to have his partners in intolerant religious jihad enjoy greater rights to wage war on those evil secular humanists, abortionists, pornographers, feminists, gays, lesbians, adulterers, card players, drinkers, smokers, movie goers, and skimpy bathing suit wearers.

[Kingshakabobo]

14. Funny, I thought it would be this:

Caution:Graphic (cheesy but graphic in an 80's movie effects kinda way)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oep4mRpmrkQ

[Mr_Spock]

16. Why did you have to post that hate here

Uggh, I can't get the hate out of my head!!

[madmusic]

21. Know thy enemy...

And prepare counter attacks. Should be fairly easy to do, too.

[Mr_Spock]

26. I love to hate hearing "know thy enemy" repeatedly

It is the defense for the most vile of putrid RW material that I have ever set eyes on.

At least post a warning that ones eyes may be burnt out of the socket from the RW hate :D

[greeneyedboy]

17. where do i sign up?

[Clark2008]

18. Um - I seem to have missed the platform on polgamy

espcially considering most feminists in this party - including me - would find this reprehensible.

Where the hell do they GET these notions?

Oh - but the part about conservative talk show hosts is true: I'd love to make them give equal time to liberals.

[Initech]

19. So far, no one has asked the AFA this question:

"Yeah? Who the fuck cares what you think?"

[kimmerspixelated]

20. No,

The truth is, the Bushits have Fubar'd America to such an extent that it will take years just to make the mess less of a mess. Probably only some of those things will be accomplished. I, for one, hope that Iraq, The environment and Health Care top the bill...er that is during our impeachment processes!

[Poppyseedman]

23. Question: What we can expect if the liberals win?

Answer: Gridlock on most issues.

When we win, it will be by a small margin, so we will be gridlocked on many issues.

[StellaBlue]

24. I am not ashamed to say that I think TERRORISTS should be given RIGHTS

the same as the rest of us.

Not only on principle, because they are HUMAN BEINGS (and this belief, incidentally, is what distinguishes me from said terrorists), but because, otherwise, how do you know who IS a terrorist???

These people slay me. And they would do so literally were they able.

<b>THEY</b> SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

[Grebrook]

25. Sounds like a great agenda to me, COUNT ME IN

[zbdent]

27. Actually, Repukes and conservatives really like liberal judges

especially when they are in front of them, accused of driving drunk, shooting their neighbors over dog crap, or when their DNA matches their daughter's "love child" ...

[Raksha]

28. * Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.

Ummm...conservatives already make killing of the born more difficult to stop. Haven't they noticed, or don't they care?

[Rocknrule]

29. I'm surprised this list didn't include

- allow Negroes to marry and have sex with white women
- prevent cross burning, a protected form of free speech
- make it a crime to tie a homosexual to a fence and beat him to death
- prevent Christians from converting the entire nation to their beliefs, which is a form of religious persecution

:puke: