"9/11 Ate My Homework"

[DesEtoiles]

Is it getting to that point?

Boy, it's rainy today. Yes, damn that 9/11.

Oh I broke a nail. 9/11!

[Kire]

1. K&R nt

[ticapnews]

2. Not tonight dear, I have a 9/11.

But honey, those hotel charges on the credit card are only because of 9/11!

I can't come to work today boss. 9/11.

[DesEtoiles]

4. Funny!

[Wetzelbill]

3. I do not have a gorgeous gf, damn that 9-11!

[babylonsister]

5. We need some rain. 9/11. nt

[necso]

6. Lol.

[Swamp Rat]

7. "All the other kids are doing 9/11!"

"9/11 made me do it!"

[DesEtoiles]

11. "You got chocolate in my peanut butter - damn you 9/11!"

[tuvor]

8. I'll bet george wishes he could've used it retroactively.

Who knows? Maybe he could've amounted to something instead of a puppet.

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. 9/11 was the answer to jr's prayers

Where would jr be without 9/11?

[LeahD]

12. It was just what the PNAC crew needed......

LIHOP? MIHOP?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=237552&mesg_id=237552

[tuvor]

10. This should be a t-shirt. n/t

[NMMNG]

13. 9/11 made me a lesbian!

I can't pay my taxes! 9/11!

What bills? 9/11!



Hey--this is fun! :rofl:

[DesEtoiles]

16. Damn funny!

[izzybeans]

14. Breaking: "Priest blames 911 for own Pedophilia"

Father Don Ho describes his fall from grace as beginning the moment the towers fell. "Well if they had only crumbled partially I might not have been so traumatized. But that combined with this whole celibacy thing sent me on a devilish rampage. I blame Al Qaeda."

A Psychiatrist from Mountainside Waterboarding, Inc. was called in as an expert witness. Dr. Ophelia Lobes-Roughly teaches us that Father Ho is suffering from acute "Premature BinLayden Syndrome" and that Father Ho should be back to his parish shortly after taking the blue pills affectionately called "maturing the taste of your winky." It's a special blend of pig manure and prozac specifically engineered for Post-911 Pedophilia (trademark GlazoKlineSmith).

Father Ho thought for sure he was suffering from Post-Elevated Alert Syndrome, a common ailment due to the arbitrary raising and lowering of the fearbarometer. But sure enough the trauma of 911 has caused the dreaded Binlayden Syndrome which is only treatable by Dr. Lobes-Roughly. Ho noticed the symptoms shortly after his arrest. Thanks to the McNaughton Rule and a near fatal dose of the winky pills this Parish Priest will be back to coach his St. Sister of the Virgin Mary's middle school basketball team by the start of the Catholic League's playoffs.

Parents of the children were not consulted for comment. The victims were debriefed by the lunch lady and sent off to recess. They were not speaking to the media.

[malmapus]

15. See, I cheated on my spouse because this is a different world we live in

post 9/11.

[DesEtoiles]

17. Good one. I'm going to try to circulat these around