What Do You Yell At Your TV When They Show A Clip of * Talking?

[stopbush]

I find myself yellling, "Go fuck yourself, asshole."

Then, I change the channel.

[SharonRB]

1. I always give him the finger

And say "Fuck you, you fucktard."

[sweetheart]

2. sock puppet nazi nt

[Greybnk48]

3. I LOVE my mute button

the only time I have listened to him speak in about three years,except by accident, was the recent clip where he sounded drunk.

[TAPat]

4. ...

Fucking Liar!

[SeattleGirl]

5. "F**k YOU, you freakin' asshole!"

I have plenty of other things I yell, too. Plus I find myself flipping him off, but stop short of throwing something at the TV. Gad, this guy brings out the worst in my, I'll tell you.

[Der Blaue Engel]

6. "Shut the fuck up, you lying motherfucker!"

"I hope you rot in Guantanamo, being anally rended by a wood rasp until you die and then burn in hell!"

(Or something to that effect.)

[Demonaut]

39. thats the ticket, I just listen to hear him stumble over his words

and occasionally he makes it thru without a major stumble...

[azmouse]

7. I make liberal use of the mute button.

I can't stand that idiot's voice.

[ThatsMyBarack]

43. Me, too!

Either that or the LAST button on my remote (to change the channel FAST!).

[Raine]

8. STFU you freaking

morAn!!!

[sakabatou]

9. Flip the bird

[sinkingfeeling]

11. Me too. But I also yell, STFU, you stupid idiot!

[butterfly77]

10. Talk back to the television and ....

explain why he is lying after every sentence. Change the channel and change back and scream and holler at him again and tell whoever is in the room or myself that he tellin a damn lie. Call him a dumb,stupid,&$$%#&%$*asshole.

[etherealtruth]

12. If my children hear me swear ...

... they inevitably ask "Are you talking about George Bush?" ... If I say no, they tick off a list of right wing nut jobs ... they just can't understand when my foul language is not associated with the Chimp, his cabal or other neo-con

[dkofos]

20. Smart kids

[butterfly77]

36. My kids say that I need to stop watching the news...

and listening to the radio.

[etherealtruth]

40. I can relate ...

... the word "obsession" has been tossed around our houseO8)

[dkofos]

13. I give him a double one fingered salute and a loud,

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE
I like to do this in public also but don't say it to
loud in case children are present.

It so offends repubes.

[Suziq]

14. I Yell . . . . . .

SHUT THE FUCK UP you filthy liar!

Gotta sit on my hands to keep myself from throwing something.

[Blue_In_AK]

15. I usually say something real dignified and ladylike

such as, "You fuckwad." He inevitably makes me swear.

[valerief]

16. The channel gets switched RIGHT AWAY. I depend on the internet

to tell me what the despot has mangled and lied about. I can get that info without listening to the beast's voice. Same with Condi She-Devil.

[AlCzervik]

17. i usually do "hehehehehe" and then "Idiot"

[AnneD]

18. Nothing that I dare

put in writing. :hi: Agent Mike

[kineneb]

19. no tv

but I listen to radio... I usually yell STFU at the radio and turn it down/off/change stations. Even his voice is creepy.

[bluedog]

21. son of a bitching f'ing azzhole............n/t

[lukasahero]

22. Invariably: "STFU you lying a$$hole". eom

[Imagevision]

23. I'm still in awe when I hear the way * sick mind makes his statements

and then grins and smiles...total fucking whacko!

[mike_c]

24. reason #4,628 that I'm glad I don't own a TV....

eom

[Initech]

25. I laugh because 9 times out of 10 when I see W on TV...

he's usually being mocked by Jon Stewart and / or Stephen Colbert.

[cassiepriam]

26. If my husband doesn't change the channel pronto

I tell him the big flat screen goes to the curb.

That was our agreement, hubby could get a big screen
TV but on one condition: I never had to look at * on it. If I do, the TV gets hauled for the garbage men to pick up.

[hashibabba]

27. Usually f'ing a'hole. I also frequently yell LIAR at the tV screen

then I turn it off. I just can't listen to him.
I like to watch him on Olderman and Jon Stewart, too. At least he's good for a few laughs.

[irislake]

28. My hero!

Just joking. Same thing more or less that everybody else screams or mutters in every country everywhere on earth from the young woman who writes Riverbend to folks here in Canada and just absolutely everywhere on earth where they are unfortunate enough to know who he is. I remember for his second Speech to the Union -- or whatever you call it -- my daughter and I debated whether we could bear to watch it cuz it would make us feel so sick. Next time I read Riverbend I learned she and her relatives had had the same debate. Bless the darling man he really has brought us together.

[Atlas Mugged]

29. "Where's the remote????"

I can't stand to watch or hear him. My SO (a gay, liberal Republican who despises Bush) occasionally wants to watch his speeches or whatever. This is this primary reason I bought another TV. I'm outta the room the moment his grotesque visage hits the screen. The sight and sound of him makes my skin crawl. I'll settle for Spongebob Squarepants any day.

Besides, the new TV is a whopper - at the foot of a king sized bed.

[bklyncowgirl]

30. LYING SCUMBAG

Seriously, I've tried other things because my husband is growing tired of it but frankly nothing else seems to slip as easily off the tongue.

[vogonity]

31. Scumbag mutherfucker shitbag asshole fucking fuckface...

Shithead assfuck fuckface lying motherfucking asshole shithead

[librechik]

32. oh fer fux sake, NOT AGAIN! click

[Warpy]

33. I scream at him to drown him out

and give him the finger with one hand while the other gropes for the remote.

Same with Heather Wilson (R-COW) if one of her nasty, negatvie ads comes on.

A pox on both of them. My they both be struck with permanent laryngitis and may every ad agency in the country have a sudden attack of conscience and refuse to do more ads.

[NightHawk63]

34. I yell F.U....in sign language (nt)

[Rosemary2205]

35. The sound of his voice is truly an irritation.

I used to be able to just ignore the lies coming out of him but at this point just the sound of his voice grates on my last nerve.

[butterfly77]

38. I also scream when he says something and then ,,,

stops and looks around the room as though he has really told us a thing or two. I hate the way he walks,talks, moves I have never felt this much anger for someone who I don't know personally. He just irritates me but I just have to look and analyze his lies.

[seabeyond]

37. depends. sometimes asshole, moran, dufus, pig..... those

are about the four. depends on which one he is projecting. and he does it so well,takes just a second for the word to pop in head

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

41. You bet!

:) I'd throw things too but I'm afraid I'd break the set............

[stop the bleeding]

42. Murderer n/t

[pinto]

44. "Bulls**t!" or I shake my head and wonder, "How we gonna fix this mess?"

[burythehatchet]

45. I don't know...ask my ass

[Individualist]

46. I yell "Not in my house!" and change the channel.

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. Nothing special

The hand instinctively forms an 80-Percent Fist, frequently accompanied by one or more of the standard-issue "Fuck you."

If it utters something particularly egregious, I might say, "Shut the fuck up, you lying sack of shit!"

I'm pretty much like all good Americans. :patriot: