Can you imagine the members of the Bush Administration having OTHER jobs?

[ck4829]

(It has to be something besides 'Prisoner' BTW.)

Condi as Bomb Defuser - "I can't recall which wire to cut, was it the blue wire or the red one?"

Cheney as a Clown - :yoiks::hide:

Negroponte as a Paramedic - "This guy has been shot in the gut, but there is nothing wrong with him in my opinion."

Any others?

[Demonaut]

1. I'm sure there's a pitchfork in their future

[muntrv]

2. How about them working on a chain gang?

[spindrifter]

3. Rummy--fry cook at a fast food joint.

Karen Huge--counter person at tow truck company.
KKKarl--fitness coach.
Alberto Gonzalez--repo man.
John Roberts--rap star sideman.

[grasswire]

4. Bush -- armadillo wrangler

I always figured that would be his zenith. (Or is it apogee?)

[eppur_se_muova]

12. Too many armadillos would win. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I can imagine Little George's "other" job.

He is the Assistant Manager of Catalog Sales for a smallish manufacturer of farm machinery replacement parts in a small town outside Topeka, KS. He isn't very good at it -- he's pretty much Michael Scott of "The Office" -- a loud, smarmy, clueless git who thinks he's clever and amusing but everyone who works for him thinks he's an idiot. He ought to be fired, but he hasn't been only because he belongs to the Rotary Club and plays golf with and kisses up to the mayor, which is the main reason the town hasn't rezoned the land their plant is on.

If Bush hadn't been born into an upper-crust family, he'd have been that guy -- if he was lucky. He's actually qualified to be maybe the night manager at a Superamerica station.

[sweetheart]

6. bush as a CEO

:rofl: The bastard would be in prison for signing on an annual report with known lies and deceptions in it.

But since he's just a president, he can get away with mass murder;
given our low standards for bumfucks in public life.

[patrick t. cakes]

hemorrhoid doctor

for elephants.

sorry. yuk.

[youthere]

7. I'd love to secure Bush a new position...

as a prison "wife".

[erinmblair]

8. My Choices...

Rumsfeld: TV actor.
Bush: Monkey trainer.
Cheney: Gay/Lesbian Right Lawyer. (haha!)
Laura Bush: Preschool teacher for Bush!
Condoleeza Rice: Ice Skater (cause she said she skated at one time).

[Hubert Flottz]

9. KKKondie, "was it the blue wire or the red one...Dennis?"

"I forgot!"

[greyl]

10. All of them at Chick Filet makes sense. nt

[jazzjunkysue]

11. They're called Lobbyists.

[eppur_se_muova]

13. Now that gas is self-serve, no. nt