I am ready to leave my desk. Any suggestions on where to go?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I'm tired of it. The same old maple.

It doesn't listen, it's hard and cold. I think it hates me.

[cornermouse]

1. How much stuff do you have piled on top of it?

Maybe its just tired? :shrug:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. LOL... god I wish someone would!

[cornermouse]

7. I clean mine off, but the stuff always comes back and brings more with

it. I don't understand it. :shrug:

[Surya Gayatri]

8. LOL, know what you mean, corner--

those piles of paper seem to reproduce asexually, sort of like protoplasms--or maybe like the brooms in the "Sorcerer's Apprentice".

:scared: SG

[tsuki]

3. Go to the loo. Fresh up. Things will look different

when you return. :hi:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. Oh, I wish that I could....

But I'm American and I have no loo.

It's too cold to go out back.

:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

4. Okay, we've officially run out of things to talk about. I'm going to bed.

:rofl:

[frustrated_lefty]

5. The sofa is nice

but there's no plumbing there. My kids prefer the bathroom, but it's really overcrowded.

[NMDemDist2]

9. hi lefty

glad to see you, hope things are going well with you and your family

:hi:

[dysfunctional press]

10. New Zealand, Belize...or Panama...

oops, sorry!

wrong thread.

[DiverDave]

11. Jump, Yossarian , jump!

Sorry, couldnt resist.

[Burried News]

12. Here's some help ...

[Hubert Flottz]

13. What you need is a ....

Homer Formby refinishing kit!