eFriendly
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Sat Oct-21-06 11:55 AM
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A laugh for your Saturday afternoon |
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A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us make love?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it.
When the couple finished, the doctor re-examined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you make love." He then charged the $32.
This went on for several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have romance with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor (which is to be expected in 67 year olds), get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicare."
Hope you enjoy it... and have a wonderful weekend DU.
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BrklynLiberal
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Sat Oct-21-06 11:56 AM
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1. Thanks for the Saturday smile... |
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Sat Oct-21-06 11:57 AM
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2. Thanks, that was a good one |
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Sat Oct-21-06 11:58 AM
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3. Still morning here and I spewed my coffee. Thanks for the laugh. |
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Sat Oct-21-06 12:08 PM
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4. That was great and being close to NY, gives me ideas...hmmmm n/t |
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Sat Oct-21-06 12:13 PM
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This place can be really depressing sometimes
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