Bush Speaks; 30 Days has September April, June, and a Jim Beam Bender.

[Botany]

"This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006.
These budget numbers are not just estimates, these are the actual results for
the fiscal year that ended February the 30th."
-- Dubya releases budget numbers for a fiscal year that apparently ended on a fictional
date, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.phtml

Bush should be in a well watched room eating only soft foods.

The man is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

[originalpckelly]

1. Well damn, he is an ass, even in a leap year...

there aren't thirty days in February. And this man is the President of the USA. No wonder this country is so fucked up.

[Greatwildbeast]

2. Hey he's gettin smarter.

Now was he reading this and just decided to speak off the cuff?

Man i can't figure this exactly.

George W. always reminded me of that fiction character "Buff" in the movie "Back To The Future". You know the punk brat who played villian to Michael J. Fox's "Marty".

Only Dubya has a better speech writer.

[lonestarnot]

3. He sold his knuckles long ago. He didn't need them as others

do all his fighting for him.