What have you sent the GOP in the prepaid envelopes that come with $ begging letters?

[pstokely]

I've sent useless stuff that will fit in the envelope like
expired coupons and losing lottery ticket, that probably
explains why I haven't gotten one of those letters in months.

[Ken Burch]

1. Monopoly money would be good!

Also coupons for Preparation H.

[pstokely]

2. No, monopoly money could be used to replace lost money in the game

The Prep H coupons would be good if they were expired

[Chipper Chat]

3. A gift certificate from an abortion clinic.

Or the latest Kate Clinton CD.

[pstokely]

6. No, they might actually use the gift certificate

but they wouldn't need a rusty coat hanger.

[Norrin Radd]

4. Not fair!

Why can't I get one of those in the mail?! I would send one of those parchment replicas of the Constitution, shredded, with a note saying, "Gee, thanks, traitors."

[pstokely]

5. Try signing up on their mailing list

I still got those letters even though I never signed up on a list

[Norrin Radd]

23. I think I'll do that. Thanks for the tip! n/t

[AverageJoe]

7. I've never gotten one of those envelopes

but I like to think I'd send them a stink palm (or, I guess, a stink envelope) a la Mall Rats. :-)

[NMMNG]

8. I never get those

But if I did I'd probably send a copy of my DNC card (with all identifying info blacked out of course). :rofl:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. I'm all for...

Used colostomy bags.

[nam78_two]

10. Ewww-they must be really desperate to mail people randomly

I have never heard of Dems ever sending solicitations to people who aren't either registered Democrats and/or former donors.

[Vexatious Ape]

12. I get them all the time

It all started after I joined MoveOn.org--that or subscibed to the Nation.

[Hieronymus]

13. I get email from Mehlman regularly..

Even got email from Cheney, and I never gave any indication of being interested in the GOP.
I mark them all spam but they just keep coming.:yoiks:

[Ian David]

18. Gay bars are great places to host their Republican House Parties.

Some people say.

[Kutjara]

11. Scraps of metal, the heavier the better.

Get the bastards to waste all their money paying for heavy letters.

[gkdmaths]

14. a deposit slip? nt.

[radfringe]

15. Before stuffing all the GOP beg-a-thon info back into the envelope

I take a BLUE marker and write on each piece of paper:

I do not donate to Culture of Corruption Rubberstampers.
I've Had ENOUGH.
I'm the Decider, and I've decided to VOTE DEMOCRATIC.

then I stuff it all back into the envelope and mail it

[Submariner]

16. Lead sheets the size of an envelope

Gives them a big postage bill.

[Ian David]

17. I've sent about thirty pounds of landscaping stones

In return, they sent me a Platinum RNC Membership Card.

[IdesOfOctober]

19. A single penny, with a note...

... reminding them that they used to be the party of Lincoln.

Ides

[Dob Bole]

20. Printed out the Book of Acts... nt

[roody]

21. I would send them some 9-11 deception dollars. eom

[Gruenemann]

22. I sent my ticket stubs from "Farenheit 9-11"