Bush Official Press Conference Thread #1

[wicket]

It just started...

[spinbaby]

1. Keep the cube rats fed

Pretty please.

[radfringe]

3. got my buzzer ready... got yours?

[peekaloo]

19. lol......my buzzer is on overload.

:D

[wicket]

6. I'm hoping someone can keep me updated

I can't stand to watch him any more. :puke:

[bdamomma]

34. me either, he is taking time away from those soldiers who are

against the war.

[helderheid]

2. It makes my ears bleed.

[C_U_L8R]

4. How many times will he say "strategy"

and not once mention what the plan is ???

Oh yeah.. the strategy is victory
earth to prez... victory is not a strategy

[wicket]

10. Where's Will Ferrell when you need him?

His impression of Bush was always at his best when he was discussing his "strategery" (sic). LOL! :rofl:

[helderheid]

12. no doubt!

:rofl:

[kentuck]

5. It's a political advertisement...

for free.

[Solly Mack]

7. LOLOLOL he got his "shift tactics" talking point in

[sabra]

8. * trying to give us a history lesson of his Iraq quagmire

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. things were going well and in a few places, they are not.

there is now "a insurgency"
As the enemy shits tactics, we are shifting ours as well.

It is still about keeping America safe. although, he is NOT saying anything about installing a democracy there anymore. That absence is telling.

[grytpype]

25. It is kinda about keeping America safe now.

Because if we fail in Iraq, it will hurt our security.

Unfortunately, failure is inevitable now.

[Norquist Nemesis]

11. Is he flipping the page while giving a stink eye to the press?

Sorry, can't stand to watch.

[RobertSeattle]

13. Tax payer paid campaign propaganda

Your Tax Dollars at Jerk.

[rodeodance]

124. He is rirght-----it came from the WH

[peekaloo]

14. this is what Jon Stewart calls one of his "book reports".

:eyes:

[wicket]

17. To be duly reported on by the White House stenographers I'm sure

:mad:

[Nordmadr]

15. So how is this a "major" speech or announcement? What a sh*tball. n/t

[grytpype]

16. Is it on an aircraft carrier?

Haven't had one of those in awhile.

[DUyellow]

20. HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHHHAHA HA

[DUyellow]

18. shit, three steps

why didn't we think of this? -bush

[RB TexLa]

21. Starting to sound a bit like this guy

[Avalux]

22. He's saying the same old shit.

Pretending they have a plan; trying to sound like a diplomat. Maybe there will be some earth-shattering revelation at the end. :eyes:

[Carni]

23. Prattling on about the same bullshit

What is the point to him getting on television and blabbing about his imaginary accomplishments?

I hear nothing but the same tired buzzwords here in this press conference.

[Pithy Cherub]

24. The new Iraqi government condemns violence.

We're reaching out to Arab states... The international community is supporting the international compact...um, but, um....:crazy:

[rodeodance]

127. or sure!

[BigMcLargehuge]

Is today the day he snaps?

He's already wound tighter than a drum and he hasn't even taken a single question yet.

My money says he jumps down from the podium and eats Terry Moran.

[radfringe]

36. I'd like to see that...

[Richardo]

46. Now THAT would be an October surprise worthy of the name

:D

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

59. lol!

[two gun sid]

26. "National Compact"...

reaching out to UAE and Saudi's. International Compact.

[two gun sid]

Islam..from Spain to Indonesia...

[C_U_L8R]

In the 12th Century !!!???

[two gun sid]

111. The Moops are planning to retake Spain!

[two gun sid]

103. It's a hard struggle...We're definately winnin'...

[helderheid]

27. honest to God now when I hear him speak, I hear the teacher from

Charlie Brown.

Waaa waa waaaaaaaaa waaa waaaaaaaa waa waa waa waaaaaaa...

[wicket]

31. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Darkhawk32]

28. He's reading from a script. You can tell he has NO IDEA what he's saying. n/t

[ps1074]

30. .

:thumbsup:

[katmondoo]

74. I can't stand anymore, just muted him out

All these wonderful things we are going to do ! why did he wait 4 years to start implimating them, If we do not stand behind him the whole Middle East will fall apart, we will lose the OIL!! FEAR again, and more FEAR again and again

[Pithy Cherub]

29. It's all rehashed old stuff.

[w8liftinglady]

32. Americans want to win...and see a path to victory...

um...that path was lost a long time ago

[w8liftinglady]

37. I'll consider any plan that leads to victory

[w8liftinglady]

38. Ah-Ha!The terrists will gain vast oil supplies!

[Sydnie]

61. that one jumped right out at me too

Pigs with lipstick, nothing more.

[Nickster]

43. Unless it comes from a Democratic Senator. n/t

[bdamomma]

54. I hate how he speaks for us

now he's a mind reader.

[raccoon]

76. "Americans want to win" --and who doesn't? LOL!

Ever hear of a country starting a war and wanting to LOSE?

[babylonsister]

33. Totally delusional. American people want to win? WE WANT OUT! nt

[JoMama49]

48. Uh, we want to win what exactly? I still don't get it. n/t

[bdamomma]

73. I still want to know what the fucking mission is????

what is the fucking mission george????

[malaise]

50. Bingo

Bush is one sick fugg.

[marions ghost]

86. uh "victory" ?????

how can he still use the word?

Right, forget Victory--the people want OUT.

[eleny]

35. I so wish the first question is not about Iraq

It would be great if they asked about Hastert's appearance before the Ethics Committee's panel. Anything but permit him to set the agenda.

[peekaloo]

39. ll Douchebag version today. Full of piss and vinegar.

and shit.

[no_to_war_economy]

40. blah blah blah

he is a fucking criminal

[rodeodance]

41. says he is not satisfied by the progress in Irag.

[butterfly77]

128. We are not satisfied with you George...

get the fuck out of our house!

[Avalux]

42. It's been 3 1/2 years asshole.

Now talking *fear* - "if we leave Iraq, it will be come a staging ground for terrorists to overthrow moderate governments and hurt US!!!!".

He is a complete fool.

[proudlibal]

44. Victory

WTF does "Achieve Victory" mean????? Wow I really hate this murdering, idiotic, liar!!! Cocky peice of shit!!!

[radfringe]

62. please use your buzzer

when pointing out the inconsistencies

[C_U_L8R]

67. Victory is not a strategy

it is the RESULT of a well executed plan or.. tah dah.. a successful strategy

Since Bush has neither a clue or a plan.... all is lost

[Hubert Flottz]

45. Does anyone here speak Troglodyte?

[in_cog_ni_to]

47. Would you just look at that FOOL? He can't say one

damn thing without his little KKKRove script. He's so pathetic. Compare this to Bill Clinton press conferences or speeches. This man has NO BUSINESS leading this country! He's an INCOMPETENT BUFFOON! HELL. he can't even READ THE DAMN SCRIPT! He even screws THAT up! G-d, I detest that piece of shit.:grr:

[Pithy Cherub]

49. "We must not fall prey to the sophisticated propaganda

of the enemy!" he was quoting OBL last fucking week. OMG!

[sinkingfeeling]

117. Oh please, someone ask him why the RNC is using bin Laden as

a spokesman!!

[w8liftinglady]

51. BULLSHIT! i've met too many families of slain soldiers

[rodeodance]

52. says if he did not think iraq was vital to the security of the US-he WOULD

bring the troops home now.

[rodeodance]

says Casey says US has NEVER lost a battle in Iraq

[rodeodance]

63. i head yesterday it was over 350 battles tha we have not lost (Casey)

[rodeodance]

66. 'do you thinking we are winning and WHY"-reporter asking

[rodeodance]

70. he is blunddering through that question -not answering if WINNING>

[rodeodance]

79. 'they can't stand Fredom"--We will succeed Jr says

[rodeodance]

81. says the only way we lose in Iraq is to LEAVE

[rodeodance]

84. lots of things Jr 'believes"----including freedom

[rodeodance]

87. oh----OIL OIL

[eleny]

53. More death!

[rodeodance]

134. several statements of how hard it is for him to talk to families.

[Carni]

55. Oh geeez is he going to start crying (AGAIN)?

This is putrid as usual--how embarrassing

[proudlibal]

90. moron

i don't know if he is gonna cry, but I am going to puke watching this moron!!! Oh my god I feel like I am living in the friggin twilight zone when I watch this guy speak. All I can say is REALLY?????

[A-Schwarzenegger]

56. SPAIN is in the RADICAL ISLAMIC EMPIRE?!?

[Avalux]

57. Now sucking up to military families who've lost loved ones.

Pretending he has empathy and gives a damn about our troops.

[Mika]

*** STAY THE COURSE ***

Dressed up like a fake plastic turkey.

[helderheid]

58. Will he be taking questions?

[proudlibal]

60. HUH?????

He just called the war "NECESSARY AND JUST???????"

[LynnTheDem]

78. He isn't going to say the truth; "unnecessary, unjust, illegal,

supreme crime"

No war criminal admits to being a war criminal.

[Richard Steele]

92. Where have we heard THAT before?

[w8liftinglady]

64. 'Do you think we're winning?"

[malaise]

69. The answer is atrocious n/t

[w8liftinglady]

a multiple of fronts...

[helderheid]

65. Too many OBGYNs not able to practice their love ...

[Endangered Specie]

68. How many nation-states did we fight now?

:rofl:

[chat_noir]

71. Wow...looks at his facial tics when calling on Terry

Hope someone puts up a video of this

[Sydnie]

72. Doesn't he look like he was reading the answer as the question was

being asked? Why flip more pages after you stop speaking if you aren't reading talking points that answer the questions that you know are coming?

[eleny]

85. This answer would have been given to any question

Even if the question was about Foley. :rofl:

[Sydnie]

100. but he is reading the answers

DId you see him look down and start READING half way through this first question???

Watch him, I'm sure he'll do it again!

Pure propoganda, that's all this is!

[eleny]

113. He just did it again for the 2nd question

So these questions were submitted in advance - to the press.

[Sydnie]

122. with canned answers prepared so he "stays on message"

I hope somone pisses him off by NOT asking what they submitted before the thing started.

[butterfly77]

121. I mention this all the time....

because sometimes he even messes up while he is reading his prepared answer.

[eleny]

75. "Tuh"

:banghead:

[butterfly77]

77. This is where we are suppose to look at the so called accomplishments.

He is making excuses about the disbanded army that he is the one who said kill, kill, kill. Here comes the scary ass media still afraid to follow up a question like they would do with snow or anyone else. This ass thinks he is Churchill ...

[NightOwwl]

80. "This is a war against extremists and radicals who kill innocent people...

to achieve their political objectives."

Gee, I didn't know he was going to be talking about his adminstration.

[babylonsister]

Does this man represent you? Impeach the bum!

:nuke:

[MamaBear]

82. "An ideology that can't stand freedom?"

Sounds like the RNC platform to me. :grr:

[Nordmadr]

96. Not seeing how this is a "major" announcement on Iraq. Anyone?

Anyone? Buehler?

[Avalux]

83. They can't stand freedom!!

Iraq is the central front in the war on terror. Gonna take a long time! The only way we lose in Iraq is if we leave before the job is done.

So how is this different than "stay the course" George?

[antonialee839]

93. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.........

[butterfly77]

88. Now is the time for follow up

what does get the job done mean. Do you think there will be a peaceful world with your ass in charge.

[rodeodance]

97. Jr. ragging on --"ABSOLUTELY WE ARE WINNING" says Jr

[Eurobabe]

89. Get this LOSER off my TV screen!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Mr. Circumlocuitous talks about nothing, doesn't answer question....and bungles English in the process.

[w8liftinglady]

91. he keeps going back to the oil reserves...

[w8liftinglady]

99. what the fuck..al qaida is on the run...

[goclark]

131. I am not a five year old or Jenna,he keeps on

talking to us like we are STUPID! :puke:

[NightOwwl]

94. He's already getting pissed....

could be a meltdown coming.

[antonialee839]

101. Sept 11 blah blah blah

[proudlibal]

110. Ha Ha

It kinda funny when he gets so frustrated and angry!!!!!:) Plus when he has no que to read off of he just gets so confused!!!!

[Bonobo]

95. It's official: He's completely bonkers

[malaise]

109. That's a euphemism

Bush is a sick delusional crazy fugg.

[Nordmadr]

119. Clearly the pResident forgot his EASY button. n/t

[Sydnie]

129. ROFL!!!

How true! :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

98. I'm always Amazed at how an AWOL Chickenhawk is such an...

expert on every phase of war and warfare. Can we trust him?

[rodeodance]

102. god, what is he blabbering about--all over the place

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

He seems to be nearing hysteria.

:woohoo:

[peekaloo]

104. I love it when he speaks "from the future".

if his fucking crystal ball were so accurate we wouldn't be in this catastrofuck in the first place.

[bigtree]

105. "only way to lose in Iraq is to leave before the job is done"

bullshit

As long as we stay we don't have to admit what a failure it's been? Someone needs to take his keys away. He's a boring buffoon, drunk with power.

[Avalux]

106. "most of the masterminds of September 11th have been brought to justice"

Ummm.......Osama? Hello??????

:rofl:

[gumby]

107. W. believes in baskets of cute fluffy puppies.

He's having so much fun, it's just a bowl of smirking cherries.

[rodeodance]

Jr. We are WINNING and WE WILL"---forceFULL and LOUD>

[AwakeAtLast]

126. In other words "If I scream loudly enough it will come true"

Have we not heard this before? :shrug:

[w8liftinglady]

108. this is supposed to HELP Republicans?

[rodeodance]

112. VICORY is a gov that can sustain itself.

[malaise]

115. Can't see how

Hope he drops even further in the polls. This loser is fugging sick.

[NightOwwl]

114. "Al Qaeda's on the run!"

Where's Osama?

[rodeodance]

116. can someone start a new thread. my dial up is slow loading all this. thanks

[w8liftinglady]

133. done

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2475916

[w8liftinglady]

118. now,he's looking down when speaking-lying bastard

[rodeodance]

120. Jr. has lots of talking points. talking of Gen. 3 step process.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

123. This motherfucker is SO BEING FED his lines.

I've never seen it so obvious.

[AIJ Alom]

125. So he wants Saddam Hussien back in power ? Sure sounds like it.

Yeah just imagine if the terrorists took over Iraq, which has more resources than Afghanistan. Such insight. Too bad he didn't have this in 2002 or 2000 when he first decided he would invade Iraq.

[eleny]

130. Brain Fart!

[soup]

132. AGH! he's everywhere - except CBS.

ABC check
NBC check
FOX check
CBS - nope.

[eleny]

137. and c-span

[originalpckelly]

135. A year ago a fixed timetable was cutting and running...

now it is a good thing.

[aquart]

136. He doesn't know the Taliban are back in power?

HE DOESN'T KNOW?

[Avalux]

138. Locking. Thread #2 here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2475916