what does this photo of bush from this morning tell us?

[Philosoraptor]

or:

caption this funny bush pic

[jhuth at work]

1. "I hate doing this shit"

[helderheid]

2. This should sum it up

:hangover:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Here's what it tells me

Daddy was a Cajun, raised on Southern land
And so my kinfolks tell me, was a street-fightin' man.
Well, they rushed him down to see the doctor
"Hey doctor, won't you check his head?"
The only thing that was wrong with him
Was Johnny Walker's Red
He drank ole poison whiskey
'Til it killed him dead.

It happened back in the bayou many years ago
Satan came to take him and he did it real slow
Well, they rushed him back to see the doctor
The doctor just shook his head,
"Twenty years of rotgut whiskey
Done killed the poor man dead."
He drank ole poison whiskey
'Til it killed him dead.

Take a tip from me, people... brothers can't you see
Ain't no future in ole poison whiskey.
They're gonna rush you down to see the doctor,
The doctor's gonna shake his head.
The only thing he's gonna tell ya
"Stop drinkin' Johnny Walker's Red
Don't drink poison whiskey, don't you drink it boy

[porphyrian]

4. Traitors in denial eventually have flashes of reality. - n/t

[Ediacara]

5. Karl just told me we lost Virginia, but that I should keep smiling like a l..

lunatic and pretend like we have 70 seats in the Senate!

[Botany]

6. # 3 The Air Dog!

I love the Air Dog ..... he takes his right hand and pats
a "large invisible dog" that is sitting next to him.

[Sydnie]

14. Definitely patting the air dog

:hug:

[Botany]

19. it's a big Air Dog

[peekaloo]

7. Not even the extra absorbency Depends can carry this guy's load.

[soothsayer]

8. Forgot to shave?

[Philosoraptor]

9. and what's with those red red eyes?

[soothsayer]

21. Nixonian. He's falling apart!

[AngryOldDem]

10. I have absolutely no effin' clue as to what I'm doin'....

But I did see The Bangles' video of "Walk Like an Egyptian" on VH 1 Classic last night!

[Turbineguy]

11. He requests people

use nice pictures of him.

When he said that he should have followed up with "That's a joke, son!"

[Philosoraptor]

12. here's a nice one

[soup]

17. and another

[soup]

18. Or, maybe this one?

[JDPriestly]

13. The Democrats are at least going to win the House

and no amount of Republican cheating and stealing can prevent it.

[NoSheep]

15. That third one is mimespeak for higher pie

[soothsayer]

22. lol!

[JDPriestly]

16. Karl Rove made me do it!

or
Look, I know this doesn't make sense -- I don't get it myself -- but this is what Karl told me to say, so . . . .

or
OK! So there's no way out for me. But guys -- just buy this BS one more time, please, please. I promise I won't lie to ya ever again. Promise, promise, promise, Look -- all my fingers -- out front. None of 'em crossed behind my back. I mean it. I really mean it. It's the God's truth and I'm a Christian man. Please, please, please.

[sinkingfeeling]

20. "Ya see, there's a difference between a timetable and a timeline. One

of 'em ya can sit a glass on."

[AIJ Alom]

23. We're on the straight and narrow. See. n/t

[Philosoraptor]

24. nother good one from this morn