Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

[Swede]

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

[acmavm]

1. Oh my. I feel guilty for snickering.

[RobertSeattle]

2. What's this, 14 month old joke day?

:-)

[Richard Steele]

3. Why, yes it is. "George W. Bush walks into a bar...."

THUD.

[RobertSeattle]

4. Here's an oldie from 2004

A guy goes to a high tech bar and sits down next to what is called a"Conversational Robot". They guys ask the robot, what do you do?".

The robot responds, "I can converse with anyone based on their intelligence level. What is your IQ?"

The guys says, "140". The guy and the robot start a conversation that talks about national health care, reducing poverty, and how to wisely safeguard America against terrorism.

The guy leaves the bar and decides to see how good the robot really is. He returns, sits down next to the robot, and the robot asks, "What is your IQ?" The guys says, "100". They start a conversation that revolves around sports, cars, and women.

The guys leaves the bar a second time amazed at this robot. He returns, sits down next to the robot, and the robots ask, "What is your IQ?". The guys says 75. The robot responds, "Going to the Bush/Cheney 04 rally?"