Another Condi pic - caption please!

[Rocknrule]

[niyad]

1. "I'm gonna get you, sucka"

[Richard Steele]

2. "And your little dog, too!"

[eppur_se_muova]

17. LOL! My first thought too! nt

[texas1928]

3. It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear a door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures call
The dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the terrors on the screen
I'll make you see

That it's a thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost who would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

Rap:
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
(mechanical laughter)

[Ezlivin]

4. And so we grabbed America with our claws and sucked the blood right out

Americans bleed easy, too.

[Rocknrule]

5. "This is how George touches me..."

[AIJ Alom]

6. My hands used to be soaked with oil, now they're soaked in Arab and

American blood after the new Pearl Harbor. It's tough being a neo-con.

[pwb]

7. here is my Michael fox impersonation

[leftofthedial]

8. so I reached around and grabbed the two cheeks of Laura's ass

they're about this far apart . . .

while my husband, er, George reached in the Lincoln bedroom nightstand to retrieve the flavored lubricant . . .

[shain from kane]

9. A chocolate flavored shake, with whipped cream and a cherry?

[El Supremo]

10. Codoleezza's little known horror movie screen test

[Parche]

11. fried rice

"As I was touching Karen Hughes's big boobies...."

[paparush]

12. Rrrraaarrrr!

[Jack Rabbit]

13. This is how I scare children at Halloween parties . . .

!!

[hyde]

14. As you can see from my nails...

It's been awhile since I've gone in for weekly mani and pedi.

[Bluebear]

15. Wow, it's Mothra. nt

[razors edge]

16. "I don't think anyone could have predicted

we would reach in with both hands and rip the heart out of America like we did."