October Surprise ???

[WillyT]

Spoiled Milk Sparks School Evacuation

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SWARTZ CREEK, Mich. (AP) -- A plastic bottle with foul-smelling contents that was found in a men's bathroom at Swartz Creek High School two weeks ago prompted an evacuation and a visit by the bomb squad. But lab results show that the bottle contained spoiled milk.

The bottle had been sitting in a student's locker and was left on the ledge in the bathroom, The Flint Journal reported Tuesday. It was found Oct. 9 and officials initially said they believed it contained a mix of household chemicals. "It looks like it was chocolate milk, old, spoiled and under pressure," Superintendent Jeff Pratt said.

Pressure from the spoiled milk apparently caused the bottle to expand, making it look more suspicious. Pratt said school officials erred on the side of caution, noting that possible threats can't be taken for granted. "Two police officers and three members of the bomb squad refused to go near it or touch it, and that was good enough for me," Pratt said.

Students were evacuated to the football field and later dismissed. It turns out a student had cleaned out his girlfriend's locker, found the bottle and accidentally left in the bathroom, the newspaper said.

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Link: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MILK_FLAP?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT

Was Homeland Security notified???

:rofl::crazy::rofl:

[jdadd]

1. Ha!!

Send that student to Gitmo..:eyes:

[Webster Green]

2. Nation of cowards..

What a bunch of wussies. Cowering in fear cuz the chimp told them to do so.

Fucking amazing!

[DeSwiss]

3. ....press release from the Dept of Homeland Security

....Secretary Chertoff has announced that screening facilities will be setup at all American elementary, middle and high schools, to check lunch boxes, backpacks and for suspicious looking milk cartons. Intelligence reveals that al-Queda has been training operatives to use the milk carton ploy to undermine American confidence in its dairy products.

The new program will involve an additional 535,000 DHS employees for screening, many of which will come from the graduating classes next year. Mr. Chetoff told the assembled press, "the plan should be implemented as smoothly as the "hair gel and toothpaste" screenings at the airlports around the country earlier this year. We're just thinking of the little children."

Terra! Terra! Terra!

Note: There are just 5 "October Surpise" shopping days left.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. Crying over spoilt milk?

How amooooosing, Cowering like that. Has it ever occurdled to these people that they may all need a swift kick in the Dairy-air?

I am ashamed I ever uddered a word of this.

:hide:

[DeSwiss]

5. Swift kick in the "Dairy-air".....

LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! I love it! Can I use that???

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Why not, I stole it :)

:hi: :bounce:

[WillyT]

7. Youse Guys Are Crakin Me Up, LOL !!!

:rofl::hi::rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. C'mere, Porcupine

:D:D:D:D

Hey hey Willy :pals: :hug: :toast:

[WillyT]

9. Hey Salmon !!!

:bounce::hi::bounce:

[WillyT]

10. Keith... Are You Reading My Posts ???

:rofl::hi::rofl: