Philosoraptor
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Thu Oct-26-06 04:44 AM
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Find the president's grammar & logic errors! |
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Q Are we winning?
THE PRESIDENT: Absolutely, we're winning. Al Qaeda is on the run. As a matter of fact, the mastermind, or the people who they think is the mastermind of the September the 11th attacks is in our custody. We've now got a procedure for this person to go on trial, to be held for his account. Most of al Qaeda that planned the attacks on September the 11th have been brought to justice.
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We're winning? So someday soon we will be able to have a victory parade and all our GI's can come home? Winning has cost us almost one hundred soldiers THIS MONTH, is that what winning looks like? Half a million dead Iraqis and we're gonna win this thing no matter how many die on both sides. If ya wanna make a omelet ya gotta break some eggs.
Al Qaeda is on the run? You said that five freakin' years ago, and Osama is STILL free to roam the earth. "The mastermind, or the people who they think is the mastermind of nine eleven" what the fuck mr. president? I thought Osama was the mastermind of nine eleven, are you saying we have him in custody?
And who are 'the people who they think'? What the fuck does that even mean?
And 'this person' who must remain nameless and faceless I guess, is 'to be held for his account', what the fuck does that mean?
"Most" of Al Qaeda who planned the nine eleven attacks have been brought to justice" oh yeah, where's the proof of that? Who are they? Where are they?
NONE of what you say makes any sense george.
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boston bean
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Thu Oct-26-06 04:46 AM
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1. osama osama osama osama |
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where's that guy george??
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Philosoraptor
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Thu Oct-26-06 04:49 AM
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2. "I understand how tough it is, really tough. It's tough for a reason" |
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it's tough to find Osama, it's tough to be da king.
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Thu Oct-26-06 04:54 AM
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1) mastermind is singular (s/b person, not people) 2)"now got a procedure s/b "have a procedure" 3)"held for his account" - s/b held accountable 4)"Most of Al Queda" s/b "most members of Al Queda"
....................... LOGIC? My answer is "the pResident is just fucking illogical".
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:01 AM
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4. It would be easier, and less time consuming, to find the things |
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that he says/writes properly.
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Thu Oct-26-06 06:53 AM
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I mean, every "speech" he makes consists solely of the insane ramblings of a coke-addled, drunken, brain-dead cretin.
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:01 AM
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5. And exactly what would winning look like? |
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Don't know, do you? That objective du jour is hard to keep up with, huh? And often more than a little vauge, as in "Bringing freedom to the region." :wtf:
Let's have a little patience with The Decider. He's decided to cut and run now and needs time to practice on his new string of lies.
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Philosoraptor
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:04 AM
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:08 AM
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Makes as much sense as Junior does.
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:06 AM
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an admission that the real perps of 9-11 are not being held accountable to me.
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:15 AM
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9. Most of the planners and participants in 9/11 |
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died on 9/11 (unless you believe in all of the tinfoil hat theories... then the identified hijackers are living quiet lives in Morocco or someplace).
anyway, the beauty of a compartmentalized terror cell is that there are actually very few people "in on it". Probably 2 or 4 of the top guys (just how many number 2s have we killed or captured now anyway???), and the terror cell or cells themselves (19 out of 20 are dead if you believe official positions). so, yeah, by definition, "most" have been "brought to justice" (or at least captured and tortured... though not yet tried by anything other than a star chamber kangaroo court).
What an ultra maroon.
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:35 AM
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He makes as much sense as his "Base" voters.
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:57 AM
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LMAO... oh, God, we must have been very naughty in a past life to get HIM in charge.
Did I mention that he thinks the leader of North Korea is Kim Jong the Second and not Kim Jong-Il?
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Thu Oct-26-06 05:54 AM
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11. I don't have time. I only have about 60 years left on earth. |
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Jeez, what you want from me? I'm 30, for Chrissakes... I would have had to start when I was still an itch in my daddy's pants!
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Thu Oct-26-06 06:18 AM
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13. Can't this lunatic conjugate even familiar verbs correctly? |
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'Is' comes from 'to be', the most irregular verb in English, but it's also one of the most used and so conjugating it correctly should be second nature to a native English speaker. There's simply no excuse for an Ivy League graduate to misuse it the way Dimson does -- other than that he's a TOTAL MORON. Which also explains every other fucked up thing he says and does.
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Thu Oct-26-06 08:59 AM
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15. I haven't got that kind of time. It could possibly take days.... |
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