Make up your own Bush Phrase

[ck4829]

Bush needs YOUR help. Another soldier in the Culture War, "Stay the Course", has fallen due to constant attacks from that Liberal allied terrorist leader known as Reality. We need YOU to make up a new phrase to support our dear leader.

Like all Bush Phrases:
It has to be totally backwards so it doesn't have to conform with that terrorist, Reality.
It has to seek unity AND question the patriotism of people who question Bush.

[Somawas]

1. Maybe it is time for Dear Leader to quote Mao:

"Power grows from the barrel of the gun." It's good for the NRA, good for jingoistic yahoos, and certainly won't sound laden with sinister possibilities to the base.

[IDemo]

2. I'm the Discombobulator

[Richard Steele]

3. I've LONG been suggesting that he switch to "Resistance is futile!"

Or, being that it's B*sh, "Resisterance is Futilitous!"

[peekaloo]

4. Folks, we're in the fifth quarter and down by 3 runs in the War O'Terra.

Let's stop the end zone dancin' and go for three pointers here on out. Those who disagree are just useless benchmarkers.

[Rocknrule]

5. "Uh...uh...um...duh...*cough*"

[BuyingThyme]

6. We never said we wouldn't continue to readjust the same course again.