'Jesus faked his Crucifixion' says Rush Limbaugh'Those aren't real nails' says fat, odious foul-mouthed, fear-mongering, low-life, drug-addicted scumbag.
Right-wing American shock-jock Rush Limbaugh took time out from his busy schedule of sacrificing chickens and small children to the Dark Lord of Hades, whoring for the Republican party and desperately trying to hide the fact that he is, in fact, everything he professes to hate this morning, to cast doubt on the authenticity of Jesus' crucifixion.
'I don't buy it for a second', said Limbaugh, whilst masturbating furiously over a computer generated picture of George W. Bush in fish-nets and high-heels. 'He's wriggling around on that cross like a spastic worm, arms flapping all over the place. He's faking it. Faking it! He's a professional liar! Those wounds on his hands? Ketchup. Nails through the feet? Bought them in a joke shop. Crown of thorns? Crown of cotton wool more like. Spear through the side? Tickled him more like. And I ain't the only one that says so either. The Koran
LIMBAUGH CALLS CHRISTOPHER REEVE FAKERHollywood — Rush Limbaugh has accused Christopher Reeve of exaggerating his paralysis and death in recent TV ads for Democratic candidates who support stem cell research. “These Hollywood liberals will go to any length — even rolling around in a wheel chair they don’t need and faking their death — to get Democrats elected,” Limbaugh said on his radio show Wednesday.
The accusation comes soon after Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson’s disease in political ads as a ploy to get votes for Ben Cardin, a Democrat running for the U.S. Senate in Maryland.
“Keep in mind that Christopher Reeve attended the famous Juilliard School of Performing Arts,” Limbaugh noted. “He’s an actor, folks, and his behavior is really shameless.”
“How would you like it if Christopher Reeve showed up at your home and walked in – yes, I said walked in using his two functioning legs — to take your baby away and kill him for the stem cells?” warned Limbaugh.
Other People That Rush Limbaugh Knows Are Just “Acting”
Stephen Hawkings ...He gave a lecture, my friends, on “Does God Play Dice?” ... The question should be, what does Stephen like to play, when he’s running around Las Vegas - and yes, running around, not sitting his little pimp chair ... I happen to know a few cocktail waitress that can answer that question
Mother Teresa - You see this a lot with these “liberal types”...Sure, when the cameras were around, she’d have all these sick and poor people around here... As soon as the cameras left ... Bang, she’d jump into her Mercedes and hightail back to her mansion
Tammy Duckworth…I’ve seen her playing basketball! ... Basketball! ...I think she only carries around that prosthesis, you know, for the campaign...She’s doing what all Democrats and Liberals do - Act Holier-than-thou and try to get the Sympathy vote
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