Two months from today the war will be OVER

underpants

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Thu Oct-26-06 10:33 AM
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Two months from today the war will be OVER

The War on Christmas that is.

I really hate having to wait around every year to inflict our liberal attitudes and anti-values on everyone. If they have year round Christmas stores why can't we wage this war year round? Why do we have to wait for Fox News and hate radio to start the bloodletting?

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endarkenment

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Thu Oct-26-06 10:37 AM
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1. This year is our Final Offensive!

We are going to win and completely defeat Christmas this time. I can't wait.

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Human Torch

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Thu Oct-26-06 10:39 AM
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2. When Christmas is outlawed, only outlaws will celebrate Christmas

And since Waylon's gone, it looks like it will just be Willie and his two pounds of "herb."

:evilgrin:

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Parche

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Thu Oct-26-06 11:28 AM
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3. war

Cant we go 'Nucular' on them this year???

We have the Chimney bustin Nukes ready to go...........
Santa is on our side this year, he said he would be willing to 'Sleigh' all them right wingers
My fake falafal is already packaged

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