the freeperville song

[niyad]

brought to you through the generousity and talent of a friend on another board. Enjoy!!

Freeperville (sung to the tume of Margaritaville)

Nibblin' on pork rinds
Scratchin' my behind
While those leftist traitors have all the fun
Chokin' my chicken
Abusin' my modem
Then I get a chubby and I fondle my gun

Wasted away again in fuckin' freeperville
Searchin' for my lost sanity
My voices claim that Bill Clinton's to blame
But I know it's got to be me.

Don't know the reason
Trolled here all season
With nothing to show but 10,000 IDs
I'm gettin' polluted
And soon I'll be booted
Why are those people always laughing at me?

Wasted away again in fuckin' Freeperville
Searchin' for a hung young guy
My voices claim that Albert Gore is to blame,
Now I think - hell I guess I should die.

I need Richard Simmons
Could sure use some slimmin'
Sittin' here on my lardbutt feelin' alone
And there's booze in my gullet
I should just eat a bullet
Can my Lefty Lounge friends help me hang on?

Wasted away again in fuckin' Freeperville
Searchin' for my Chatty Cathy doll
Some people claim that Michael Moore is to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a liberal to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault.


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