Oh Lord, a freeper prays

[Botany]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1726167/posts


LORD, WE PRAY ALL CHRISTIAN PATRIOTS CHOOSE THE RIGHTER WRONG AND HAVE A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING
OF HOW YOU WOULD LIKE THE BETTER GOOD IN AUTHORITY, NOT VOTE BASED ON SINGLE ISSUES, THOUGH
TEMPER THEIR THOUGHTS THROUGH THE FILTER OF YOUR WHOLE WORD.

LORD, WE PRAY FOR THIS COUNTRY, A LAND FORMED ON THE PRINCIPALS YOU GAVE US. WE PRAY FOR A RETURN
TO A TIME WHEN THIS LAND WAS BASED ON GOD, DUTY AND HONOR.

LORD, WE PRAY FOR YOUR SOVEREIGN HAND OF PROTECTION AGAINST ALL WHO THREATEN OUR LAND.

WE PRAY THAT THE DECEPTIVE LIES OF POLITICAL DESPOTS AND THE MEDIA WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS AND ONLY
YOUR TRUTH WILL BE HEARD. WE PRAY THE WORDS OF THOSE WHO WOULD READ THE KORAN ALONG WITH YOUR
HOLY WORD IN A EFFORT TOWARD SO-CALLED DIVERSITY WILL ROT IN THEIR THROATS.

LORD, WE PRAY FOR ALL OF THE DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM, WHETHER HOME OR IN FOREIGN LANDS.

WE PRAY FOR THEIR SAFETY AND WE PRAY FOR COMFORT FOR THEIR FAMILIES AND WE THANK YOU FOR THEIR
STRENGTH AND COURAGE IN STAYING THE COURSE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

LORD, WE PRAY YOUR VENGENCE IS SWIFT AND HARSH AGAINST THOSE WHO COMMITTED THESE MURDERS
AND ALSO AGAINST THOSE WHO HATE THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE OF ITS CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES.

LORD, WE PRAY FOR THE PROTECTION OF ISRAEL FROM MUSLIM TERRORISTS.


Edit I will admit out of respect to the families of the fallen I edited out a blessing for
some of the dead in Iraq .... hit link to see entire prayer.

[Tesha]

1. Is God deaf? Or is the author's SHIFT KEY broken? (NT)

[Botany]

2. God doesn't need to google

[radfringe]

5. he doesn't even need THE GOOGLE

[Botany]

8. * "I am on the Google."

:rofl:

[bowens43]

3. wow. what can you say about this kind of stupidity and arrogance?

[nxylas]

4. "A LAND FORMED ON THE PRINCIPALS YOU GAVE US"

I thought Freepers didn't believe in public education, yuk yuk.

I know, I try not to be a spelling nazi, but it's just too much fun where Freepers are concerned.

[Critters2]

18. I missed that! Thanks for pointing it out !!!!11!!

Their spelling skills are HUGH!!1! Seriesly.

Morans.

[Mad_Dem_X]

24. They all seem to forget

that America was NOT founded on Xtian priciples.

Read your history, Freeps!! Most of the Founding Fathers were NOT Xtian.

[knitter4democracy]

28. That one leaped out at me, too.

Made me giggle. Profane, I know . . . :eyes:

[Richard Steele]

43. ...

[Bake]

6. Apparently he didn't get the "stay the course " memo

Hey, freeper, it's not "stay the course" anymore! Dumbass.

Bake

[warrens]

7. Woohoo! A fundie relative moralist

I thought these thugs were all about strict definitions of right and wrong. That they get to codify.

[DoYouEverWonder]

Pretty self-centered POV

for a so-called christian.

So much fear and hate. It's so sad.

[Botany]

12. What happened to we are all God's Children?

"LORD, WE PRAY FOR THE PROTECTION OF ISRAEL FROM MUSLIM TERRORISTS"

[SpreadItAround]

9. One word: scary

make that two words: fucking scary

[BuyingThyme]

10. OH LORD.

[insidious]

11. Lord I Pray

that since you are a cruel, judgemental, and vengeful god that you give me the good fortune of coming across this troglodyte so I that can kick in all of his teeth. P.S. I'll behave even better if you send Rush my way. P.S.S. I know you don't really exist, but i'll still pretend.

[Der Blaue Engel]

17. .

:rofl:

[skypilot]

13. The "RIGHTER WRONG"???

Is this how they see the world? OK, I know that sometimes we are put in a position of having to choose the lesser of two evils but that's not always the case. Sometimes things are perfectly clear. For example, it is not the "righter wrong" to attack a country that has not attacked you. How muddled is their world exactly?

[Ganja Ninja]

26. "HOW YOU WOULD LIKE THE BETTER GOOD IN AUTHORITY"

:wtf: "THE FILTER OF YOUR WHOLE WORD"??? :wtf:

[skypilot]

33. If anyone could confuse God...

...I'm sure a freeper could.

[Rocknrule]

14. What a freeper prayer really sounds like:

"Hail Satan"

[negativenihil]

32. Don't insult the Dark Lord by lumping him in...

...with the freepers :P

[Critters2]

15. I thought they'd stopped staying the course

"WE PRAY FOR THEIR SAFETY AND WE PRAY FOR COMFORT FOR THEIR FAMILIES AND WE THANK YOU FOR THEIR
STRENGTH AND COURAGE IN STAYING THE COURSE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS."

[BuyingThyme]

16. Why do they pray for Israel to live and die at the same time?

[Botany]

19. The Rapture

[BuyingThyme]

23. Yeah, but why don't they just pick a team?

[shaniqua6392]

20. I like the part about not voting on single issues!!!!

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard from a member of the "Christian Right". They vote on two issues every time. Abortion and Gay Marriage. The only reason they vote for ANY Republican is because they are told that something will be done on these two issues alone. Wake up! They will never do anything about these two issues. Quit trying to decide what is right for others. And as for the end of this so-called prayer......Praying to God for swift and harsh vengeance????? I am a Christian Democrat and proud of it. The God I know is not a vengeful God. He does not answer prayers by committing vengeful acts against those you may have a problem with. This is how I know that this person is NOT A TRUE CHRISTIAN!!!! It is also not a Christian value to wish horrible things upon the readers of the Koran. The faith of the Muslims is something to be admired. We, as Christians, could learn much from those of other faiths. I admire their devotion to faith and prayer. Just this past Sunday, (instead of going to church myself) I took my children to the Arab American National Museum here in Dearborn, Michigan. It is important to learn about other people so that ignorance such as that which exudes from the writer of this "prayer" does not permeate our families. We were welcomed with open arms by those who run the museum and we learned a great deal about the culture and the faith. I could go on a huge rant about the separation of church and state at this point, but I have already gone on quite the rant!! Keep your faith and your country separate. Vote for those who will do the most for "The least of these, my children"....Vote for Democrats.

[jeanarrett]

36. Bless you, Shaniqua.

Your kids are lucky to have your for their mom.

[shaniqua6392]

40. Thank you for that!

I think I am the lucky one though. Blessings to you also. Sheryl

[Torgo Johnson]

21. I pray for God to disable this Idiot's Caps Lock key.

"LORD, WE PRAY ALL CHRISTIAN PATRIOTS CHOOSE THE RIGHTER WRONG"

And if they don't, well just smite their asses then.

"AND HAVE A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING OF HOW YOU WOULD LIKE THE BETTER GOOD IN AUTHORITY, NOT VOTE BASED ON SINGLE ISSUES,"

Oh, I see, you mean single issues like abortion. The same reason many of you idiots keep on voting
against your best interests.

"THOUGH TEMPER THEIR THOUGHTS THROUGH THE FILTER OF YOUR WHOLE WORD."

Say What?

"LORD, WE PRAY FOR THIS COUNTRY, A LAND FORMED ON THE PRINCIPALS YOU GAVE US."

Principals such as Seymour Skinner and Richard Vernon.

"WE PRAY FOR A RETURN TO A TIME WHEN THIS LAND WAS BASED ON GOD, DUTY AND HONOR."

A return to Neverland.

"LORD, WE PRAY FOR YOUR SOVEREIGN HAND OF PROTECTION AGAINST ALL WHO THREATEN OUR LAND."

The same land you would rather see polluted.

"WE PRAY THAT THE DECEPTIVE LIES OF POLITICAL DESPOTS AND THE MEDIA WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS AND ONLY
YOUR TRUTH WILL BE HEARD. WE PRAY THE WORDS OF THOSE WHO WOULD READ THE KORAN ALONG WITH YOUR
HOLY WORD IN A EFFORT TOWARD SO-CALLED DIVERSITY WILL ROT IN THEIR THROATS."

God forbid anybody looks for a different viewpoint. Jesus would be so proud of your "Christian" attitude.

And at this point, I got sick of rereading the rest.

[Rude Horner]

22. This whole thing makes me think of this:

****

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

:rofl:

[BuyingThyme]

25. Run away!

[Beelzebud]

27. Lord, protect me from your followers.

[Hav]

29. .

Completely brainwashed. Having faith is totally fine. This dude is crazy though and might have some mental issues.

[KG]

30. does god hear the prayers of morons?

[WildEyedLiberal]

31. Oh my GOD

"WE PRAY THE WORDS OF THOSE WHO WOULD READ THE KORAN ALONG WITH YOUR
HOLY WORD IN A EFFORT TOWARD SO-CALLED DIVERSITY WILL ROT IN THEIR THROATS."

How is this CHRISTIAN????

These "people" are pure fucking evil.

[Ferret Annica]

34. Go look at this idiot's FReeper homepage

http://www.freerepublic.com/~alpha82502/

"Up to then it was all about me, I was very loving to friends and family though a street–fighter in buisness.


I pleaded for the Lord to change my heart and He has dramatically,my zealous nature is focused on the work of the Kingdom.I teach bible study and council ruff and tumble guys.I'm back to school and this time for a masters of divinity.I am more concerned with heavenly treasure the earthly gain.I strongly condemn cultural christianity.Most important this is all the by Gods grace and mercy."

You can e-mail me directly at [e-mail] WITH ANY QUESTIONS.

The Lord has blessed me with extensive knowledge and material."

My comment: Heh, I would say he overestimates how much and what kind of change he has experianced in his life by finding merely another venue in which to be an insufferable scoundrel in.

[Quantess]

35. Well, I've seen worse.

I find agreement in this:

WE PRAY THAT THE DECEPTIVE LIES OF POLITICAL DESPOTS AND THE MEDIA WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS...

....except, I somehow doubt we would agree about which political despots and which media...

[jeanarrett]

37. This little ditty above

where the original OP snipped the "prayer" is priceless too:

LORD,WE THANKYOU FOR A PRESIDENT WHO DOES NOT EQUIVACATE DISCERMENT AND TELLS THE CITIZENS THE EVIL THEY ARE FACING IS ISLAMIC FACISM.

LORD, WE PRAY ESPECIALLY FOR GEORGE WALKER BUSH, LAURA BUSH, BARBARA AND JENNA BUSH, THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH AND ALL MEMMBERS OF GOVERNMENT WHO HOLD YOUR TRUTHS CLOSE TO THEIR HEARTS.

LORD, WE PRAY FOR YOUR CONTINUED HAND OF GUIDANCE AND PROTECTION IN EACH ONES LIFE.

LORD, WE PRAY EACH BELIEVER LOCKS INTO THEIR HEART THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOD AND TOTALLY SOVEREIGN, WE PRAY THEY JUST LET YOU BE YOU AND STOP BOXING IN YOUR EMINENCE.

What does "equivacate discerment" mean? And, "boxing in your eminence?" Whew. . .


And omg, here's a new freeper word:

These are his "thots" from his webpage:

THOTS:

The aspect of religion is devoid of the intimate relationship with Christ a family member needs.My advice is to study the Word and grow that way.Go to GAMECOCK;s homepage,there is a neat church selector tool to help you find a church home.I strongly suggest independent baptist or orthodox presbytarian.Many a saint cannot find a fundamental church close to where they live to be part and parcel of.

[Bigmack]

38. C'mon.... c'mon....

Which one of you is trolling over there and posted this POS to make the freeps look stupid(er).

I can't believe any real person could.....

Wait a minute.....

Yes, I guess I can believe it.

Never mind.

[Initech]

39. "WE PRAY ALL CHRISTIAN PATRIOTS CHOOSE THE RIGHTER WRONG "

If they're wrong, I dont want to know what's right! :eyes:

[Phillycat]

41. Goodness. Why is he shouting at God? nt

[L84TEA]

42. /vomit

Ya know what is sooo sad??? That they have really made religion almost seem... creepy. Don't get me wrong, I believe in God and all that ...but.... does anyone else kinda get shivers when you channel surf by a TV evangelist now?

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