* "a lot of Democrats are using my picture. All I ask is that they pick ou...

[Kadie]

snip...

Q I understand why you would claim or assert that the Republicans will win the midterm elections. But if in your heart of hearts you really didn't think that, would you tell us so? (Laughter.) And are you resentful that some Republican candidates seem to be distancing themselves from you?

THE PRESIDENT: You know, no, I'm not resentful, nor am I resentful that a lot of Democrats are using my picture. All I ask is that they pick out a good one. (Laughter.) Make me look good, at least, on the picture.

Mark, the first part of your question, the serious part, if I thought we were going to lose, would I tell you -- we're not going to lose, in my heart of hearts. (Laughter.) No, again, I understand how -- look, I read the -- look at the newspapers around here. I can see why you would think that I'm concealing something in my heart of hearts. The race is over as far as a lot of the punditry goes. They've got it all figured out. And they just -- as I said, they're dancing in the end zone. They just haven't scored the touchdown, Mark, you know, there's a lot of time left. And these candidates are working hard out there. And my message to them is, keep talking about the security of the United States and keeping taxes low, and you'll come back here.


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[central scrutinizer]

1. Sounds like a DU challenge!! Post your pix here

Post your nominee for the pic of * that the Democrats should use.

[sarge43]

6. George Bush examines his Iraqi policies

[Kadie]

27. That pic is a classic!

Thanks for posting!

[alfredo]

57. The ones I use in these posters.

[Justyce]

2. "Keep the taxes low".....

My taxes aren't noticeably any lower, and everything else is WAY higher... oh, he must be referring to the rich elite.

[Sugar Smack]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He's up against you, Steph & Crankie Avalon. And the fact that in none of his pictures he's within shouting distance of "dignity". And the fact that his photographers hate him.

Anyway, I think your samples are ALL "good". You know? They crack me up. :rofl: :patriot:

[Kadie]

25. There are so many 'good ones' to choose from.

Maybe we need to photoshop a few to try to make him look dignified.

:sarcasm:


:rofl:

:hi:

[DinahMoeHum]

4. Any resemblance between W and a chimp is purely coincidental.

:evilgrin:

[formercia]

5. Little Lord Fauntleroy Pissypants didn't get his way.

great pic.:rofl: :rofl:

[Poiuyt]

7. So many to choose from...

[Old Smokey]

8. that is funny

:rofl:

[pacalo]

9. Per his request, here are some of my "best" ones...

[Cobalt-60]

10. I would have to see a breath test on this one

That guy is wasted!.
Trust me, I've done extensive personal research.
The only time I could reproduce those moves is after a liter of Aquavit!

[Richard Steele]

21. Another in that vein:

[Kadie]

28. Great Pics!

:rofl:

[bdamomma]

32. great pictures, everytime he comes down the stairs of airforce 1

I say to myself will this be the day that he..............you can finished that sentence.

[ThatsMyBarack]

37. In all of those pix....

....* looks like a puppet on a string. Also, check out the one with the scary eyes! :yoiks:

[Sugar Smack]

40. OMG!!!

:rofl: THIS is why I love DU so much! Nominated.

[Uncle Joe]

65. These make Chevy Chase doing Ford look graceful

:rofl:

[jmowreader]

11. Can do easy...

Okay, folks, start pulling out those pictures of Bush throwing Hitler salutes.

[Poiuyt]

12. Mein Fuhrer!

[driver8]

54. Mein Fuhrer, once again!

[soup]

13. Decisions, decisions.

There's so many 'good ones'.

So, I'd have to categorize them.

Here we have a few that represent **'s interactions with children:

[Kadie]

30. A great selection!

Those poor kids.

Thanks!

[ThatsMyBarack]

39. The kid in the W shirt looks scary!

A future GOP-type guy, perhaps! :puke: :nuke:

[Sugar Smack]

46. No, no!!!! He looks absolutely miserable and out of his element!

Like he wants to ESCAPE!! :scared:

[RobertSeattle]

49. Makes you wonder if he ever actually held his twins as infants

[Bluebear]

14. SMILE for the camera!

[kestrel91316]

20. Ah, my favorite! "The Sociopath".

[Kadie]

24. bwahahahaha

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

45. * is an ASSHOLE! And I have the pic to prove it!

:rofl:

[Jed Dilligan]

67. Smelling his own fart?

[Tinksrival]

15. I can't resist a challenge.....

How about this one George:

[Oilwellian]

16. Here's my all time favorite

[kestrel91316]

23. No fair. You need a warning on that one!!!!!!

It took 5 minutes for me to stop the hysterics...........and now my mascara has run ALL OVER MY FACE.

Bad you.

[trekbiker]

17. umbrella was one of my favorites

[soup]

I love that one, too.

He seems to have an ongoing problem with umbrellas

[trekbiker]

18. what a bumbling jackass.. locked door pic. Freepers thought

he was hamming it up but you can see the true panicked coward that he is in this pic.

[Strawman]

19. All of his hand-picked audiences cheer his speeches wildly

So of course he thinks he's gonna win.

[Richard Steele]

22. The camera loves him...

[Disturbed]

26. Busholini puts his foot down.

[Marie26]

29. A statesmanlike exit.

[bdamomma]

31. well well, he is part chimp!!!!!!!!!!

[bdamomma]

33. all those pictures are great and so sad that we have this idiot

as pResident.

[Sydnie]

34. any of these might work

On second thought, I don' think they ever took a decent picture of him!

[soup]

47. I remember the 'caption this pic' thread

of ** with the ear of corn.

Can't remember who, but someone used something along the lines of:

"Confused by an Iowan banana"

still makes me giggle when I think of it.

[Kadie]

66. Sydnie

I believe the 4th pick down is part of a series of photos of * slipping down the stairs of air force one. Do you have the others or do you know where I could find them?

Great pics.

Thanks for posting.

:hi:

[Sydnie]

68. That is one of that series but

I don't have the others. I am sure someone here on DU has them though.

[lonestarnot]

35. This thread is hysterical!

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

36. The Lone Ranger meets Truman Capote look.

[soup]

42. ZZ Top

but the lyrics need reworked -

Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry coz my wallet's fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin sharp and lookin for love.
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

[peekaloo]

48. "They come goose-steppin' just as fascist they can,

Gotta be bat shit crazy to worship this man."

Wish my head didn't hurt today or I'd make a better effort. :D

[soup]

61. "just as fascist they can"

ooh, that's good!

Sorry about the headache. Seems our poser in chief has that effect on many people







and of course, the priceless

[Jeanette in FL]

38. This thread is great therapy

I haven't laughed so hard in months. Very much needed.

[Generic Other]

41. A few from my photo collection

[Gregorian]

43. If you were an emperor.

And if you were caring.
And if you were accomplishing good, instead of Missions.

Then you picture wouldn't matter.

You are ugly. There is no picture that will make you look good.


edit- However...this would look nice.

[soup]

44. the gloves come off

[radfringe]

50. That's a still photo -- I found the VIDEO CLIP of what he was doing with lips

Still Photo



The Video

[Marie26]

51. Dr. Frankenstein & Igor

[AspenRose]

52. The 'zipper' one is my favorite, mainly because of the look on Putin's face

Can someone post that one?

[Hepburn]

53. Here ya go....

And...I do like what the Wizard of Whimsy did with it!!



:hi:

[Kadie]

58. here...

[soup]

59. zip it

"I looked into his eyes and saw his soul"

[shadowknows69]

55. You should see what our friend Swamp Rat

has done to you beautiful visage before George.

[Cameron27]

56. OMG

I'm gagging, this thread is grrrreat!

More, more, more....and a thread with memorable bushisms would tasty too!

[Kadie]

60. here are a few more...

[soup]

62. Oh yeah! 'Dressing' for the occassion.

That one still makes me laugh.

And the turkey pardoning? The next year's is a great follow-up:

Fool me once, uh... won't get fooled again!

[Poiuyt]

69. Bush and turkeys

I don't know if the turkey is attacking Bush, or if Bush has some kind of strange sexual fetish:

[soup]

63. Duck? Duck! Goose.

[Kerrytravelers]

64. Oh, do I love stupid * pics!

[kath]

70. Y'all forgot the one where he dropped his dog, while all the horrified

little softball players are looking on.

One of my faves.

[charlyvi]

71. Here Ya Go....

[kath]

72. Thanks!