The Republican Twelve Step Program

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The Republican Twelve Step Program

1. Never admit we are powerless
2. Come to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore
us to power over any peoples.
3. Make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of
God as we understood Him (atleas that's what we'll tell the sheeple)
4. Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of everyone but
ourselves.
5. Never admit to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the
exact nature of our wrongs.
6. We're entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of
our character from anyones mind, while screwing them up the ass.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings and make hay out of
anyone elses.
8. Make a list of all persons we had harmed, and become willing to
continue to make their lives a living hell.
9. Never make direct amends to people wherever possible, except
when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continue to never take personal inventory and when we were wrong
never admit it.
11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious
contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge
to take others down and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we
try to carry this message to republicans, and to practice these
principles in all our affairs in every sense of the word.