IdesOfOctober
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:10 PM
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Secret Service Agent Tells All: the pretzel brand, the SS nickname, the earpiece... |
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Edited on Thu Oct-26-06 07:12 PM by IdesOfOctober
... and much more.
Now that he knows about DU, surely he could at least tell us the brand of the pretzel Shrubya choked on?
Is that bag of pretzels being detained at GITMO? Is the manufacturer on a watch list?
What other behind-the-scenes tidbits would we love him to tell us? If his team and he have to do this assignment, at least we can make it funny for them! (Though they probably get a steady, daily diet of comic relief from Shrubya himself, come to think of it.)
; )
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:20 PM
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1. What, and loose out on the book deal? n/t |
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:22 PM
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2. A few teasers would just build buzz... |
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... and with DUers, the SS agents would have a rapt audience.
You know you've wondered about what happened to the co-conspirator pretzels.
; )
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:28 PM
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3. I don't think they trust us |
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to not blab it to the M$M.
Actually I just figured W decided he was gonna be top, and Gannon showed him otherwise.
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:30 PM
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4. Even if they stay mum, as expected... |
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... we can make this assignment a fun one for them. They might even pass around some of the better questions to other SS teams!
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:35 PM
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5. I bet it's just some young Taiwanese computer geek |
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who reports threats to the central office, and laughs their ass off at our comments. If not, well then the bush crime family just hasn't gotten around to outsourcing them yet. (key word yet)
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:42 PM
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6. No, I know a retired SS agent... |
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... that's one function that remains decidedly insourced.
But they really do have a great sense of humor (they almost have to, the stern demeanor notwithstanding).
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Thu Oct-26-06 07:49 PM
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just kidding guys, pay no attention to the previous posts please. (but keep a fresh resume handy, just in case)
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Fri Oct-27-06 08:22 AM
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8. Didn't know you could get... |
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... access to DU at GITMO.
Figured you'd already been renditioned.
; )
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Sun Oct-29-06 04:32 PM
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9. What's the latest on Agent Mike? |
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