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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 02:45 AM
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ROTFLMAO! "Ten Good Reasons to Vote GOP "
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 02:51 AM by Emit
Please don't kill the messenger. This just in from NewsMax -- yes, I will link to this site on occasion so that we can all have a laugh. Besides that, it gives great insight into what their talking points are/will be, as I'm sure NewsMax has a direct fax line to Grover and Bushco.

Here are 10 good reasons why you should vote Republican come election day. You won't hear about them on ABCCBSNBC News.

Reason #1. The economy is kicking butt. It is robust, vibrant, strong and growing. In the 36 months since the Bush tax cuts ended the recession that began under President Clinton, the economy has experienced astonishing growth. Over the first half of this year, our economy grew at a strong 4.1 percent annual rate, faster than any other major industrialized nation. This strong economic activity has generated historic revenue growth that has shrunk the deficit. A continued commitment to spending restraint has also contributed to deficit reduction.


Reason #2. Unemployment is almost nil for a major economy, and is verging on full employment. Recently, jobless claims fell to the lowest level in 10 weeks. Employment increased in 48 states over the past 12 months ending in August. Our economy has now added jobs for 37 straight months.


Reason #3. The Dow is hitting record highs. In the past few days, the Dow climbed above 12,000 for the first time in the history of the stock market, thus increasing the value of countless pension and 401(k) that funds many Americans rely on for their retirement years.


Reason #4. Wages have risen dramatically. According to the Washington Post, demand for labor helped drive workers' average hourly wages, not including those of most managers, up to $16.84 last month -- a 4 percent increase from September 2005, the fastest wage growth in more than five years. Nominal wage growth has been 4.1 percent so far this year. This is better or comparable to its 1990s peaks. Over the first half of 2006, employee compensation per hour grew at a 6.3 percent annual rate adjusted for inflation. Real after-tax income has risen a whopping 15 percent since January 2001. Real after-tax income per person has risen by 9 percent since January 2001.



Reason #5. Gas prices have plunged. According to the Associated Press, the price of gasoline has fallen to its lowest level in more than 10 months. The federal Energy Information Administration said Monday that U.S. motorists paid $2.21 a gallon on average for regular grade last week, a decrease of 1.8 cents from the previous week. Pump prices are now 40 cents lower than a year ago and have plummeted by more than 80 cents a gallon since the start of August. The previous 2006 low for gasoline was set in the first week of January, when pump prices averaged $2.238. In the week ending Dec. 5, 2005, prices averaged $2.19. Today, gasoline can be found for less than $2 a gallon in many parts of the country.


Reason #6. Since 9/11, no terrorist attacks have occurred on U.S. soil. Since 9/11 the U.S. has not been attacked by terrorists thanks to such programs as the administration's monitoring of communications between al-Qaida operatives overseas and their agents in the U.S. and the monitoring of the international movement of terrorist funds -- both measure bitterly opposed by Democrats.

Reason #7. Productivity is surging and has grown by a strong 2.5 percent over the past four quarters, well ahead of the average productivity growth in the last 30 years. Strong productivity growth helps lead to the growth of the Gross Domestic Product, higher real wages, and stronger corporate profits.


Reason #8. The Prescription Drug Program is working. Despite dire predictions that most seniors would refrain from signing up to the new Medicare prescription benefits program, fully 75 percent of all those on Medicare have enrolled, and the overwhelming majority say they are happy with the program.


Reason #9. Bush has kept his promise of naming conservative judges. He has named two conservative justices to the Supreme Court, Chief Justice John G. Roberts and Justice Samuel Alito. In addition, he has named conservative justices who are devoted to the Constitution as it is written and not as activist liberal judges think it means. The strong likelihood that one or more justices will retire from the Supreme Court makes it mandatory for the Republicans to hold the Senate and have a chance to name new conservative justices.


Reason #10. The deficit has been cut in half three years ahead of the president's 2009 goal, with the 2006 fiscal year budget deficit down to $248 billion. The tax cuts have stimulated the economy and are working.



More BS at the link: http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2006/10/25/200850.shtml?s=al&promo_code=27A5-1

And this one's pretty good, too:

Liberals Throw Google 'Bombs' at GOP

It's called the "Google bomb" and liberals are using it to attack 50 Republican candidates they have targeted for defeat in the Nov. 7 elections.

~snip~

In examples cited by The New York Times, anyone using the Google search engine for information about Arizona Republican Sen. Jon Kyl will be directed to an April 13 article from The Phoenix New Times, an alternative weekly which says that Kyl "has spent his time in Washington kowtowing to the Bush administration and the radical right, very often to the detriment of Arizonans.”

A Googler looking for information about "Peter King,” the Republican congressman from Long Island, would bring up a link to a Newsday article headlined "King Endorses Ethnic Profiling.”


The Google bomb ploy is the brainchild of Chris Bowers, a contributor at MyDD.com (Direct Democracy), a far-left group blog. He told the Times that the articles chosen "Had to come from news sources that would be widely trusted in the given district. We wanted actual news reports so it would be clear that we weren’t making anything up.”


http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/10/26/114917.shtml?s=al&promo_code=27A5-1


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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:14 AM
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1. Ten Reasons why NEWSMAX should stick that rag up their ass!
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 03:33 AM by MADem
Reason #1. The economy is kicking butt--it's kicking the butts of the workers, whose wages have not kept pace with inflation. The only ones making money are the super-rich, the CEO's and the fatcats who are living off their investments.

Reason #2. Unemployment is almost nil for a major economy, because so many unemployed aren't COUNTED under the BushCo regime. "Discouraged workers" and "early retirees" who aren't on the rolls getting assistance don't exist in BushCo world.

Reason #3. The Dow is hitting record highs, but that doesn't do jackshit for Joe Average, because he's not sitting in front of his computer all day on Ameritrade. But hey, the investor class is happy. Joe Average is thinking about giving up cable because he can't afford both groceries AND gas.

Reason #4. Wages have risen dramatically--for the CEOs, and have remained stagnant for the rest of us. And for those of us whose jobs were offshored, a hearty fuck you and be sure to smile when you ask "Do you want fries with that?"

Reason #5. Gas prices have plunged, because the wee cowboy told his pals in robes to turn the spigots on for a month or two. Of course, these 'bargain' prices are way more than we paid under Clinton, but don't let that small fact get in the way of your unbridled happiness. And enjoy it while you can, and do fill up before November 8th, because they'll probably start climbing again.

Reason #6. Since 9/11, no terrorist attacks have occurred on U.S. soil, with the exception of some pesky anthrax (but hey, domestic terra doesn't count, is that it?) but we've lost an equal number of citizens "fighting OTHER people over there" who have nothing to do with terra! Gee, how swell to have two or more sets of completely different enemies. Oh, and those civil liberties? Check those at the door, because to keep you safe, we have to assume that you are the enemy--so don't go arguing with DHS, or we'll put you on our "list."

Reason #7. Productivity is surging -- in China and sweatshops around the world, which is why CEOs are making money hand over fist. And as for you Americans working your asses off here--keep slaving away, suckers, there will be no raise for you! If you keep working like a dog, maybe you won't be fired.

Reason #8. The Prescription Drug Program is working to fuck untold numbers of Donut Hole seniors out of thousands of dollars a year. It's working so well that Montel Williams is running around on a bus finding poor and elderly people to get "feel good" charity from drug companies because they're faced with a choice between food and rent or prescription drugs.

Reason #9. Bush has kept his promise of naming conservative judges, and pretty soon, ladies, you'll all be barefoot and pregnant. As for you gay folks, it's back behind the winter coats for you! Let's roll back sports programs for women, too--after all, they're just girls! And really, maybe it's time to revisit segregation, eh? That ripping sound you hear is these Bushco appointed nitwits camped on our judicial benches, tearing up the Bill of Rights and using it to wipe their asses.

Reason #10. The deficit has been cut in half three years, but it's still the biggest one in history, and gosh, under Clinton we PAID OUR BILLS and had a lockbox full of social security money. What a quaint concept!





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Red Right and BLUE Donating Member (774 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:17 AM
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3. And that sums it up! LOL nt
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madmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:21 AM
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4. That's good, MADem! Very good.
Good enough for its own thread.
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:25 AM
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6. LMAO! Good. Very good. n/t
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 04:28 AM
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8. Hilarious!...Thanx for taking time to rebut
I'm too lazy to correct each of the insane claims.

They better hope the "Clinton-Gore Recession" that started during Clinton's term in March-April 2001 doesn't return next year.
Hahaha
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:07 AM
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12. Excellent! n/t
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focusfan Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:23 AM
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13. Bravo well done,I wish that could be played on TV so everyone
could see it.
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:25 AM
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14. nicely done!
:applause: :thumbsup:
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:36 AM
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16. Woohoo! Smackdown!
Nice work!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 11:04 AM
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19. Excellent responses!
:applause:
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Red Right and BLUE Donating Member (774 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:15 AM
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2. I get a headache just thinking about
how much info there is that says that all ten of those are WRONG WRONG WRONG, or just plain irrelevant. But most of them are just WRONG and misleading.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:21 AM
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5. RLOL... I mean unemployment is non existnet
so why is it that I know three close friends and a hubby who CANNOT find a job?

Oh I forgot, according to Newsmax they are lazy...

Or could it be that they are not part of them national unemployment statistics either?
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 04:07 AM
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7. Thank goodness these two aren't true!
Reason #1. The economy is kicking butt. It is robust, vibrant, strong and growing. In the 36 months since the Bush tax cuts ended the recession that began under President Clinton, the economy has experienced astonishing growth. Over the first half of this year, our economy grew at a strong 4.1 percent annual rate, faster than any other major industrialized nation. This strong economic activity has generated historic revenue growth that has shrunk the deficit. A continued commitment to spending restraint has also contributed to deficit reduction.


Reason #2. Unemployment is almost nil for a major economy, and is verging on full employment. Recently, jobless claims fell to the lowest level in 10 weeks. Employment increased in 48 states over the past 12 months ending in August. Our economy has now added jobs for 37 straight months.


Booming markets rely on there being a steady unemployment rate - Not too much, and definately not too little. If the unemployment rate is too high, naturally nobody's making any money. But if unemployment is too low, then the job market is saturated, wages drop, etc.

Every depression in our nation's history has been the result of a booming economy and unnaturally low unemployment rate. Basicly the market burns itself out.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 05:44 AM
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9. 7 of 10 are economy related
which are 7 complete lies and the other 3 are crap.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 06:00 AM
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10. My, My..how desperate they have become...nt
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 06:52 AM
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11. Heh,
"Reason #1. The economy is kicking butt. It is robust, vibrant, strong and growing. In the 36 months since the Bush tax cuts ended the recession that began under President Clinton, the economy has experienced astonishing growth. Over the first half of this year, our economy grew at a strong 4.1 percent annual rate, faster than any other major industrialized nation. This strong economic activity has generated historic revenue growth that has shrunk the deficit. A continued commitment to spending restraint has also contributed to deficit reduction."

Funny that, considering Ontario just announced lower than estimated growth, due precicely to the slowness of the American economy (along with the relative strength of the Canadian dollar)
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:27 AM
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15. I have a sudden craving for Kool-Aid. nt
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 07:38 AM
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17. "A continued commitment to spending restraint"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 11:00 AM
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18. ...And there are people out there who believe this shit n/t
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 04:45 PM
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20. "Reason #3. The Dow is hitting record highs." Actually ... it isn't.
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 04:47 PM by eppur_se_muova
http://www.slate.com/id/2152253

What's more, 12,000 doesn't really even represent a record high for the Dow. In absolute numbers, the Dow is higher than ever. But thanks to inflation, a dollar today isn't worth what a dollar was several years ago. That's the difference between nominal returns (how much you make on an investment before adjusting for inflation) and real returns (how much you make after adjusting for inflation). In real terms, the Dow is still nowhere near the peak it hit several years ago. The handy inflation calculator supplied by the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that $12,000 of goods and services (or stocks) in today's dollars buys you only $10,184 of goods and services (or stocks) in 2000 dollars.


The rest of that page is good reading too ... think I'll post a thread for it.

Oh, K&R, and excellent smackdown, MADem! :thumbsup:
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