Hey! Rush Trolls DU! HEY RUSH!!! Lookie lookie!

[helderheid]

http://www.bartcop.com/rushnazi.mp3

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman... Rush Limbaugh!

(Marching music starts)

They say that I'm sleaze
An elitist, if you please
Everybody disagrees with my rap (with his rap)
I'm horrendous, I'm appalling
My ratings now are falling
'Cause I'm so full of bull, so full of crap (full of crap)

With condescending cries,
Making money selling lies,
You might say everybody hates my guts (hates his guts)
I'm offensive, I'm a bigot
I'm a fraud - Can you dig it?
I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, I really am,
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fat conservative butthead
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

I have a sub-human figure, a huge rear end
My brain? That's another story (it's quite another story)
I have a face the size of a wash tub
And my ass is as big as Missouri - Yes!
(This bastard is sick, he's a fat, pompous prick,
And his ass is as big as Missouri) Yessiree, Bob!

Manipulating statements, exaggerate the truth,
I can't believe the hate my show inspires (the hate his show inspires)
It's not just because I'm stupid (oh no)
It's not just because I'm dumb (uh huh)
It's just because Republicans are liars (those dirty, filthy liars)

I am heartless, I am vain, insensitive, insane
They say that I'm a national disgrace (disgrace)
I am nasty (yes!), insulting (no!), basically revolting (uh huh)
I'm a concentrated pile of human waste (he's human waste)

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a sick Republican sleaze ball
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a sick Republican sleaze ball) Ho!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

They say that this is not about my vanity
They doubt my sanity
They think I'm nuts (so nuts)
I am a cyst on the ass of humanity (eww!)
New Republican slogan:
"Read My Putz" (read his putz)

From the bowels of Adolf Hitler
Comes the voice of Rush Limbaugh, heh heh

In closing, let me say: that each and every day
I'm an evil, rotten, egotistical snob (evil, rotten)
I'm the cop of the cop of Joe McCarthy-like gestapo
The right wing, foam-at-the-mouth, jackbooted slob

The Democratic-trashing years of liberal bashing
With the equivalent compassion of a grommet (of a grommet)
With the I.Q. of a pig; I'm a fat, obnoxious pig
And the truth of the matter is... I'm vomit (he's vomit)

'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) You're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fear mongering scum bag
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(Sick Republican sleaze ball) Ha ha!
(Fear mongering scum bag) Ho!
(Egotistical ass wipe) Yes!
(Mean-spirited, hog wallowing, fat, conservative putz)
(With the face... of a horse's ass)

Mega-dildos, Rush!



* Albert: Oh, yes. What an ugly story. Of course, we don't believe a word of it. He was obviously framed! I for one would call for an autopsy!
* Senator Keeley: That's just what Rush Limbaugh said!
* Albert: Oh?

[Mabus]

1. K&R so Rush can find it.

[Johnny Appleseed]

12. and he needs viagra just to get it up...

[Cooley Hurd]

2. Randi plays that frequently...

:rofl::spray::rofl:

K&R!

[jobycom]

3. No self-respecting human should even know what Rush is talking about

And no, "trying to learn what the enemy is saying" is no excuse. He's just vile and stupid. Better time spent GOTVing.

[grizmaster]

4. I'm gonna have to do a shot of Chinaco in honor of Bart tonight

[chat_noir]

5. Here's the video - catchy tune!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Ls54gDqdY

[helderheid]

6. COOL! I didn't know there was one!

[helderheid]

7. I gotta stick this MP3 on my IPod!

[DaveJ]

8. Wow, Amazing how the voice sounds just like him... n/t

[Canuckistanian]

9. It IS him

It's actual sound bites of Limpass stitched together to make the lines in the song.

[bperci108]

13. I think it IS him...

If I remember correctly, someone pieced that together from hours and hours of audio from the OxyMoron's show.



But I could be mistaken... :shrug:

[helderheid]

15. it is him :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Another one

by the Foremen.



(spoken)
This is the story of Vladimir Zhirinovsky — an unlikely folk hero perhaps, he's being called the Hitler of Russia. He's a right-wing extremist, ultra-nationalist, power-hungry blowhard. He's Russian Limbaugh.

(sung)
My mother, she is Russian
My veins are full of borscht
But for the sake of this discussion
My parents are divorscht
Yes, long before election
My name was Eidelshtein
You show me circumspection
But I'll never show you mine

I lie, lie, lie — it's habitual
I lie, lie, lie — can't help it — You will
'scuse me while I stage another coup
I'm Russian Limbaugh, I will bury you

I'm ready now to cash in
On the people's will
All done up in the latent fascist — uh, latest fashion
Overdressed to overkill
I'm taking back Alaska
The Russian River, too
So set aside a cask of Kendall Jackson '82

I lie, lie, lie — it's habitual
I lie, lie, lie — it's my niche — You will
'scuse me while I drop the other shoe
I'm Russian Limbaugh, I will bury you
Russian Limbaugh, just like you-know-who
And by the way, I'm not a Jew

(spoken)
I have a letter on KGB letterhead, written when the KGB was still in operation... which, of course, we know it no longer is... stating that I, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, was never an operative of the KGB. Signed, me.

(sung)
I'm causing much hysteria
From area to area
They treat me like malaria or even dysenteria
I'm scarier and scarier to people in Bulgaria
Bavaria is wary of my various militaria

Hey, world, I got a secret
weapon called ellipton
Like they got on Krypton
Hey, was that a banana or my tongue I slipped on?

We've had enough of Yeltsin
He's arrogant and fat
It's time we put somebody else in
A Liberal Democrat
You call me an extremist
For the opinions I disgorge
You certainly must be mistaking me for Wally George

I lie, lie, lie — it's habitual
I lie, lie, lie — can't help it — You will
'scuse me while I break your back in two
I'm Russian Limbaugh, I will bury you
Russian Limbaugh, just like you-know-who
But from a different point of view
And by the way I'm not a Jew!



Audio clip: http://www.royzimmerman.com/mp3/snippets/Other%20Foremen/Russian_Limbaugh.mp3

Much, much more by Roy Zimmerman and the Foremen — all of it liberal, all of it clever as hell: http://www.royzimmerman.com/songbooks.html

[Kerrytravelers]

11. Tee Hee! I love it!

[Old and In the Way]

14. That is hillarious!

El Rushbo has really stepped in it this time. He's going to need to up his dosage after 11/7....

[helderheid]

16. I don't think he can survive this!

[mediacenter]

20. Yea right

....what gives you the impression that his rethug followers don't lap this up like everything else he spews from his face? He has 20 million rethug listeners which means he has lots of money....

[helderheid]

23. 20 million who knows someone with a disease like this

[Homer Wells]

22. That man is a survivor!

When the Dems take over, he will just slip back into his "Clinton-bashing" mode he worked with from '92 until the Repug Coup.

Like all bottom-feeders, he will continue to regurgitate his hate to his Loyal Followers.

As P. T. Barnum said, "you will never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public"

Steve

[ItNerd4life]

17. A better way to get Rush to look is have a picture of pills

in the OP. I'll give you 2 chances to guess what kind of pills.

[helderheid]

18. LOL! I think you're right! Here, rushie rushie rushie!!

[karlrschneider]

19. "I've never SEEN these bowls before!"

:D

[helderheid]

21. And little girls! Doesn't yours have little girls too??