Philosoraptor
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:40 PM
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Petition to build a 700 mile long fence around rush limbaugh's ass. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 04:55 PM by Philosoraptor
It might exceed 6 billion dollars, but wouldn't it be worth it? No one could get in to feed him, or provide him with illegal drugs or twinkies and he'd just dry up and blow away.
I personally will be part of "the rush minutemen" a vast group of volunteers who will stand vigilant in case rush comes charging toward the fence like a wild beast at the scent of ho-ho's and cheeseburgers. It could even be electrified so when he made contact he'd go all shaky and wave his fat arms around real crazy like, that'd be so funny, yet we'd be protecting America at the same time.
Who's with me here? Let's build the great seven hundred mile long rush limbaugh's ass wall!
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:41 PM
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1. That is one funny subject line... |
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:45 PM
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:45 PM
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3. One thing's for sure... |
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We wouldn't let Halliburton bid on building the machine gun nests!:eyes:
B-)
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:47 PM
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:48 PM
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700 miles wouldn't even be enough to go around the anal cyst (in his case, equivalent to a brain tumor). :-)
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:50 PM
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7. true, he has over 2,100 miles of ass |
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vast herds of moranic sheeple roam the hills and valleys of his ponderous pudgy posterior and escape into our country to send him money and drool at his every philosophical ejaculation.
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Fri Oct-27-06 04:48 PM
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Fri Oct-27-06 05:19 PM
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8. Cheaper to give him an enema. He could be buried in a soup can. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 05:22 PM by Lastlaughin08
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Fri Oct-27-06 06:02 PM
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Fri Oct-27-06 05:41 PM
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9. Would it be cheaper to just shoot him into space? |
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After a short time he would settle into orbit around the Earth. Just think how cool it would be to have TWO moons instead of just one!
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Fri Oct-27-06 05:44 PM
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10. But what will protect us from the other 1,700 miles? |
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Fri Oct-27-06 06:35 PM
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12. You just gave me the biggest laugh of my day |
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and I was in sore need of one. Thank you.
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Fri Oct-27-06 06:40 PM
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13. Once again Mr. Raptor might I say |
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Fri Oct-27-06 06:44 PM
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14. You sure it'll be long enough? |
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Sat Oct-28-06 03:33 AM
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Sat Oct-28-06 03:41 AM
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16. unfunded mandates are Republican deals |
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we'll have to tax his ass before we fence it in, I figure. after we fence it can we muttin punch and stuff? :shrug:
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Sat Oct-28-06 07:56 AM
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and spread the wealth around.
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