Here's what's gonna happen (Aluminophobes beware):

[Jackpine Radical]

The Dems are gonna sweep the elections.
The Puggies are gonna claim it was all a Chavezista Venezuelan plot (Sequoia being now owned by a Venez. co.).
The Puggies will therefore declare the elections null & void, and refuse to surrender power.
They will use the "stolen election" as a pretext to invade Venezuela, which coincidentally has huge oil reserves.


(There are no fewer that 17 immediately obvious reasons why this scenario is impossible. Have fun pointing them out.)

[mike_c]

1. good god why didn't we see that coming before?!

We're doomed, I tell you.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Yes, Doomed, Doomed! Run and tell everyone!

[IMAMiscreant]

3. Usted me debe escuchar.

Usted debe hablar español, por favor. De otro modo, Hugo le denominará el diablo.

[Chipper Chat]

7. Senor Bush decira que Chavez ES El Diablo Nuevo.

Entonces: guerra con Venezuela. Es "El Playlibro de Jorge Bush."

[Lex]

4. Normally I'd say they'd need proof, but then I remember

the whole WMD in Iraq thingy.

[KoKo]

5. It's gonna be a long time before it's all "sorted out" is what you say???

:shrug:

[Jackpine Radical]

12. At the very least.

The thought of what a KKKarl Rove might do to avoid a trip to the Hague scares the hell out of me.

[Mythsaje]

6. The only way we'll have the troops to invade Venezuela

is if the 101st Fighting Keyboardists rush out to enlist for real.

[Chipper Chat]

8. Minus the gay ones of course.

We dont need no stinkin' sissies sending emails back to the US about Venezuelan show tunes.

[Mythsaje]

10. LOL

Yes, we do have to admit there are gay Republicans.

They're like the slightly retarded half-brothers no one talks about.

[Jackpine Radical]

9. Shouldn't ned more than a brigade or so.

The Venezuelans will greet us as liberators, strewing flower petals before us as we arrive to save them from the clutches of a beast who is trying to impose universal prosperity on them.

[Mythsaje]

11. Damn Hugo Chavez...

That, that, that...sharer.