MAN, did you see the way rush was Sucking on that big, fat cigar?

[Philosoraptor]

I saw a few clips of rush on his tv/radio show and man he was really doing a 'job' on that fine Dominican cigar. In between gaseous bloviations he would cram that big erect cigar halfway down his throat and drag on it voraciously huffing and puffing like a steam engine and just really workin' it.

Sometimes a cigar is more than just a cigar.

[SpiralHawk]

1. That was a genuine ViagraTella he was smoking

It is the penis-substitute of choice for impotent drug-addicted men who are attempting to compensate for their, ahh, shotccomings...

[symbolman]

2. George Carlin

Called it for what it was if anyone's been listening :)

[WilliamPitt]

3. He's a stupid man's Red Auerbach

[Towlie]

4. I hate seeing his face at the top of the home page here.

Even if it's next to the words, "Top 10 Conservative Idiots", it's not a pretty thing to see.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Oh, gee. I thought it was his ass.

And welcome to DU.

[TomClash]

5. Sometimes a cigar

is just a cigar . . .

. . . even if the smoker wishes it were something else.

[lcordero2]

6. of course!!!

All you have to do is look around the internet for the rumors:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. He sucks...

Period!1!111!111!!11

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Chain smoke 'em, fatso. Make the spot on the lung X-ray easy to diagnose.

C'mon, big boy. Fire those stinky foot-long turds up and enjoy yourself. A box a day is great for your health. Nobody can tell you want to do. You're infallible.

You're such a gift to the human race.

[Philosoraptor]

10. then he can appear in a lung cancer society ad coughing

[Missy Vixen]

11. Of course nobody would ever dare to question

whether or not HIS illness was legitimate...

I can only hope that he someday bitterly regrets his stance.

Julie

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Maybe he could fake gasping and wheezing.

[Homer Wells]

13. I suppose he is anticipating

his next trip to Latin America, and just getting in practice.

:spray:

[ProfessorGAC]

14. As Much As I Loathe That Cretin. . .

. . .the cigar is just a cigar. As one who smokes them too, i can assure you that no repressed sexual connotation is required.
The Professor

[Philosoraptor]

16. I like em too

but you shoulda SEEN the guy puttin' a hurt on that stogie.

[kentuck]

15. Who could not notice?

My first impression was that he thinks it's either a pacifier or a cock?