"I Hate Ann Coulter" Contest (Harper Collins)

[aquart]

<http://www.anncoulterisbrainless.com/sweeps/index.cgi>

You are required to submit the name of a song that best describes your feelings about Ann.

[AspenRose]

1. "The Bitch is Back"

That was easy....

[Erika]

2. You ain't nothing but a hound dog

or something close to that.

[Cult]

3. "We Want Your Soul"

By Adam Freeland:
Especially that little spoken word about the government near the end!


your cellphone your wallet your time your ideas no barcode no party no ID no beers
your bankcard, your license, your thoughts, your fears no simcard, no disco, no photo, not here
your blood, your sweat, your passions, your regrets your office, your timeoff, your fashions,your sex your pills your grass your tits, your ass your laughs your balls, we want it all
We want your soul x 5
Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life
Tell us Your Habits, Your Facts, Your Fears Give us your address, your shoe size, your years your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes your skedule, your desktop, your details, your life. Show us your children, your photos, your home. Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan. Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit. Play the lottery, play football, play the field, sports on two
well show you things well show you swings we'll buy you things,drugs,big yard birds well sell you crap well charge you fat were gonna find big guns & a drunk in your kitchen
We want your soul x 5
Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life
Your thoughts Your emotions Your loves Your dreams Your checkbook Your essecnse Your sweat Your screams Your security Your soberiety Your innocence innocence society your self Your place Your distance Your space

go back to bed america your government is in control again here watch this shut up...you are free to do as we tell you.....you are free to do as we tell you

We want your soul
Here's boy bands here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some roller Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps here's live talk shows, here's video games, here's cola lite, here's Timberlake here's fingertips, here's colegen, here's all night bars, here's plastic hips
We want your soul x 5
Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life

go back to bed america your government is in control again here heres american gladiators watch this shut up...go back to bed america heres american gladiators here is 56 channels of it, watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin skulls together & congratualte you on living in the land of freedom here you go america you are free to do as we tell you.....you are free to do as we tell you


We want your soul x 5
We want your soul x 5
Your Cash, Your House, Your Phone, Your Life, Your Cash, Your House, Your Life
no cookies no stray no drop-outs no gays no leftys no no lunnies no opinions no way no bankers no teachers no facts no freaks no skaters no tweekers no truth
We want your soul x 5

[aquart]

4. Perfect. Go enter.

I'm so out of touch with music I couldn't come up with anything. Perhaps The Gotterdamerung by Wagner?

[upi402]

5. The Curse, by Sepultura

The curse is launched, beware
The Lord of Death declared the war
Satan is invoked to destroy
And to command the bestial
Devastation

[Hardrada]

6. Die Lorelei

Gott steh'mir bei! Du bist die Hexe Lorelei!

[LoveMyCali]

7. Don't forget

The Dude Looks Like a Lady :rofl:

[donheld]

17. Except in this case it's "The Lady Looks Like A Dude"

An ugly dude at that. :D

[WinstonSmith4740]

8. Had to go with

Nut Bush City Limits by Tina Turner

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Since Ann's a Deadhead, I'll give her the most unpopular Dead song of all time:

"Day Job"

Maybe you collect or maybe you pay
Still got to work that eight hour day
Whether you like that job or not
You'd better keep it on ice while you're lining up your long shot
Which is to say, hey hey

Chorus
Keep your day job
Don't give it away
Keep your day job
Whatever they say
Keep your day job
Till your night job pays


Sunday comes forget about work
By now you know that the face on your dollar
Got a thumb on its nose and a hand on your collar
Which is to say, hey hey



Sunday comes forget about work
Ring that bell for whatever it's worth
If you ask me like I know you won't
I'll tell you what to do what I know that you won't
Which is to say, hey hey

Keep Your Day Job...

[Norrin Radd]

10. I entered: Shiver and Shake, by The Cure

I won't repost the lyrics here, but you can find them easily on the web.

[Jack Rabbit]

11. Oh boy! Fun!!

This is the song that move reflects my feelings about Ann Coulter.

Please click here.

The original version was sung by Boris Karloff. Enough said.

[JesterCS]

12. I have one...

The Dicks - I Hope you get Drafted.


Also while listening to the song on launchcast, I hit an enormous coincidence...


heheheheh...

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Queen — 'Death On Two Legs'

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You've never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You're just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good feel good?

You talk like a big business tycoon
You're just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You're just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You're the king of the 'sleaze'
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal? (Shark)
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You've never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(Right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You're a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good I feel good

[jmowreader]

14. Why Don't You Get A Job, by the Offspring

My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now, now, Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now, now, Why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
now, now, Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now, now, Why don't you get a job

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now!)

My friend's got a boyfriend man and she hates that dick (edga)
She tells me every day (woo! every minute now)
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say: (say! say!)

I won't pay, I won't pay ya (woo), no way
now, now, Why don't you get a job (woo - hey now!)
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now, now, Why don't you get a job
(oh yeah!)
I won't give you no money
I always pay
now, now, Why don't you get a job (get a job!)
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now, now, Why don't you get a job!


Hey that's something everyone can enjoy!

[Reader Rabbit]

15. "Ship of Fools" by World Party

I'm sure there are better choices, but that's all I could think of at this early hours.

[BoneDaddy]

16. "THAT SMELL" LYNYRD SKYNYRD

SUMS IT UP FOR ME