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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:53 AM
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All You Sluts - Uncle Sam Says Your Days of Philandering are O-VER!
Edited on Tue Oct-31-06 09:01 AM by FLDem5
Did you know that "The federal government's no sex without marriage message isn't just for kids anymore"?! Now the government is targeting unmarried adults up to age 29 as part of its abstinence-only programs, which include millions of dollars in federal money that will be available to the states under revised federal grant guidelines for 2007.

Such boldness in the face of the facts! The National Center for Health Statistics says "well over 90% of adults ages 20-29 have had sexual intercourse."

Some states have already bowed out of the program; New Jersey, California, Maine and Pennsylvania have said,"thanks, but no thanks". Those crazy liberal bastions of foolishness seem to value HIV/AIDS education more than Uncle Sam's cash. Of course, Dobson's boys are on the case, predicting that "negative outcomes will spring up like weeds in the Garden State."

Please don't let it bother you that the states that take your tax dollars- like Virginia, can spend their Title V funds on a Christian comedian to spread the word about abstinence. "The program fits in, said public schools spokesman Wayde Byard, with the state's requirement to include abstinence as a part of the Family Life Education curriculum.

All this expansion, even though Abstinence education doesn't work. and has even created such phenomena as Pregnancy High, a Canton, Ohio High School where - "during the 2004-2005 school year, 64 of the 490 girls in the school got pregnant. That's right - 13% of the female students got pregnant". They have an "abstinence-based sex-ed policy... Ironically, the school mascot is the Trojan."

Now I know I live in bizarro world. It didn't work on the under aged - and still living at home - so lets throw some cash at the independent adults. Oy.

Interesting note - This article from the Guardian claims that, according to Title V : "The grant program affected by the new guidelines distributes funds to states based on a formula weighted to favor those with more low-income children. For every $4 received from the federal government, the states must match it with $3 of their own. Does this mean that poorer states have to "pay to play" the abstinence game?
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:56 AM
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1. GOP - Genitally Obsessed Perverts
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:57 AM
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2. Is Jeff Gannon part of this republicon program?
Edited on Tue Oct-31-06 09:00 AM by SpiralHawk
I mean, if a known male prostitute can visit George Bush's White House over 100 times* then surely he must have a lot to share with the rest of us about the civic virtues of republicon sexual "purity."




* According to the official Secret Service record of Bush's White House visitors
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Gannon
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:59 AM
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3. silly SpiralHawk, abstinence is only for loose-moralled women
who can get pregnant and then go on government assistance.

Closeted gay sex has NOTHING to do with this argument.
:evilgrin:
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 09:03 AM
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4. Thank you for the free clue, FLD. Guess I need more kool aid
I will Think Highly of you for this reminder while I am at the re-education camp cultivating my admiration for Commander AWOL, former cheerleader, and close crony of male prostitute "patriot" Jeff Gannon.

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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 09:16 AM
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5. you might want to throw an invite Foley's way
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 09:37 AM
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6. oh shit!!
lol
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