"If a liberal mom throws a birthday party, everyone is late"

[Red Right and BLUE]

"because liberals are disorganized."

What kind of shit is that??

There's a special place in hell for Tucker Carlson.

[TomClash]

1. He should shut up - he went to a girl's college nt

[Coexist]

2. No way - not in this liberal household.

I am over-prepared and early for everything.
LOL!

[Red Right and BLUE]

5. Me too!

That just blew me away.

[Raine]

17. Same here

I'm anal about being puncual and I expect everyone else on time too otherwise I get really pissed off.x(

[Atman]

3. It is no different than using a racist stereotype

It is a bigoted comment from a hateful, ignorant little man.

.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

4. BWAAAA, Tucker's losing it!!!

What a dickhead!!!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. Oh but I thought so many DUers were talking up how much progress he's made!

Fuck him.

[gully]

7. Huh?

Carlson is a freak.

[NanceGreggs]

8. Wonder if Tucker would care to discuss ...

... the 'organizational' skills of the Republicans, re the response to Katrina, money and weapons missing in Iraq, etc.?

[emdee]

9. He's just mad 'cause he wasn't invited!

nt

[mondo joe]

As if he's ever been invited to a party. n/t

[Bluzmann57]

10. What does that mean?

I guess I am not as smart as Carlson because I don't get it. Ooooohhhh, it's supposed to be a put down. Try again bowtie boy.

[Coexist]

13. it means he only makes the B-list, and gets invited at the last minute

and assumes the host is disorganized.

[Marr]

11. Well, ok then. If your major concern is timely birthday parties, vote Republican.

Tucker is a dork.

[Red Right and BLUE]

15. Hahaha

"Tucker is a dork."

Concise, true, funny. :toast:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Fuck you, Tucker.

Maybe if you loosened that bow tie, more oxygen could get to your brain, and you might be able to form a cogent thought.

[Ravenseye]

14. My wife, a liberal, falls for that kind of thought process too

She was making fun of us the other day because we are so organized and anal with our lists and schedules, etc, yet they're about 'crunchy' things or whatever...I didn't understand why being a liberal or progressive or crunchy meant that you couldn't also be organized.

It's a common misperception. Liberals are portrayed, even by other liberals, as more relaxed...casual...while Conservatives are portrayed as anal and suit wearing traditional dressers. Mac and PC commercials. The Hippie and the Businessman.

So to answer your question: bull. That's the kind of shit.

[Red Right and BLUE]

19. Maybe we're just more relaxed

BECAUSE we're organized. :)

[KurtNYC]

16. If a GOP mom throws a birthday party, no one leaves

because:
1) they have no exit strategery.
2) Mark Foley is waiting outside
3) Bill Frist will force a tube down their throats to make them eat more birthday cake

[Coexist]

20. *snort*

:rofl:

[Red Right and BLUE]

21. DING DING DING DING!!!

Winner!

[central scrutinizer]

23. but everyone shows up early because

they want to be first in line at the trough and get three or four servings of cake - only liberals share or think about the other people at the party (read: suckers)

[Phredicles]

18. You, Tucker, are no Jon Stewart.

That's his idea of a joke? :eyes:

[spuddonna]

22. No Tucker, that's what your mom told you because NO ONE INVITED YOU...

Mama Tucker: "You don't want to go there anyway, Tucker... It'll be late, they'll be smoking dope and watching porn!"

yeaaaahhh.... :crazy:

[TahitiNut]

24. Take Tucker's advice, all you moms.

According to Tucker, the measure of your worth is whether you can throw a birthday party on time. Isn't that just special?

:puke:

[AzDar]

25. If Tucker throws a birthday party, no one shows up, because he is a

DOUCHEBAG!!
Honestly, these conservative morons MUST be desperate....

[recoveringrepublican]

26. hahahaha. My commie husband and I are always the first anywhere

however my repuke BIL and SIL are always at LEAST an hour late. The only time they were on time anywhere was for my son's bday party last year. They forgot about the time change. hahaha

[Red Right and BLUE]

28. My freepy relatives are notoriously late

or a no-show. I try to be a little early.

But it really doesn't matter. It's a completely bizarre thing to use as a stereotype, lib or not. Boggles the mind what they consider to be more important shortcomings, while we have people dying in a total cluster-f*ck of a "war".

[in_cog_ni_to]

27. *AHEM* Excuuuuuuse me? Being late...is MY MAJOR pet peeve!

I hate being late and NEVER am. I ESPECIALLY hate it when others make ME wait. It's RUDE. I hate being made to wait and because of that I never disrespect others and their time. Their time is just as valuable as mine is. Tucker's full of shit.

[Red Right and BLUE]

30. That's the way I feel.

Once in a while circumstances do get in the way but I DO NOT like to be late or to be kept waiting.

[Beelzebud]

29. If Tucker Carlson throws a birthday party, no one shows up.

Because he's a "dick"!