POLL: Since Ann Won't Cooperate in her ILLEGAL Voting Probe.....

[DeSwiss]

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. Conservative columnist http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003346999">Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation into whether she voted in the wrong precinct, so the case will probably be turned over to prosecutors, Palm Beach County's elections chief said Wednesday.

So, what should she get if found guilty?

[Dr.Phool]

1. Community Service

I think suicide would qualify in this situation.

[gfnrob]

2. All I want is for there to be a felony conviction

[rusty charly]

3. 'caligula'-style impaling

[PCIntern]

4. she has to make a Sybian video

which is placed on Youtube...ooops...did I just say that?

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[ornotna]

10. That's messed up

Wrong, just wrong.

[DeSwiss]

12. Obviously you must mean.....

....after she completes the surgery, right?

[PCIntern]

13. Even better if she hasn't...

OUCH!
:evilfrown: :evilgrin: :hippie: :party: :toast: :bounce: :mad: :puke: :eyes: :smoke: :think: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :hurts: :boring: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :thumbsdown: :thumbsup: :hi: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :puffpiece: :loveya: :donut: :tinfoilhat: :hug: :grouphug: :cry: :pals: :headbang: :yourock: :banghead::evilfrown: :evilgrin: :hippie: :party: :toast: :bounce: :mad: :puke: :eyes: :smoke: :think: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :hurts: :boring: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :thumbsdown: :thumbsup: :hi: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :puffpiece: :loveya: :donut: :tinfoilhat: :hug: :grouphug: :cry: :pals: :headbang: :yourock: :banghead: :dilemma: :blush: :rant: :sarcasm: :woohoo: :applause: :hide: :popcorn: :rofl: :spray: :patriot: :yoiks: :dilemma: :blush: :rant: :sarcasm: :woohoo: :applause: :hide: :popcorn: :rofl: :spray: :patriot: :yoiks:

[C_U_L8R]

5. Woman's Prison

nuff said.. bwahahahhaha

[Demeter]

6. I Don't Suppose She Could Be Deleted, Like in the Plot to "Net"?

Then she could be the non-person she aspires to be.

[Kierkegaard]

7. Death by Creme Brulée.

Wouldn't that be poetic justice?! (no pun intended)

[kestrel91316]

8. Waterboard her at Gitmo 'til she quits wasting oxygen.

[A Simple Game]

9. if found guilty?

I say we leave no doubt about her guilt!

Waterboard the truth out of her!


Then after she confesses, 5 years of hard labor where while doing it she can be viewed by the public.

[DeSwiss]

11. While hard labor has its appeal....

....the fact is with those bony arms and legs I doubt they'd get much work out of her before she broke something. A fine and suspended sentence is probably what she'll get -- if that. But already the Repug's have got too much money to buy their way out of trouble as it is now. Community Service on the other hand has the potential of countless photo ops. If its good enough for Boy George, its good enough for Ann. And I wouldn't want to raise the ire of another Middle Eastern country any further than we already have. Although Ann being "drafted" into Prince Abdullah's harem does have great potential. But unfortunately not for him. And of course torture would be like hard labor -- how long can it last before she'd check out? So I'm going with Community Service!!!

Ann? Oh, Ann? Your mower is calling you.....

[progdonkey]

14. Since she said Afghanistan is going "swimmingly..."

I say she's put in her tightest, shortest, sluttiest outfit, and then dropped in any random valley in Afghanistan with a huge sign over her head saying in Arabic "MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE!!"

See how long her bony ass survives. :evilgrin: