Is this how Republicans make themselves look presidential?

[Crankie Avalon]

Practicing his presidential smirk, but he's no Ass-Faced Weasel
...well, OK, maybe he is an ass-faced weasel...


...but he'll never be the Ass-Faced Weasel.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Trying to imitate "the rock" ??

what a dork

[Crankie Avalon]

5. Just don't smell what he's cooking...

...but if you already know what "Santorum" means online, I probably don't need to warn you.

[gfnrob]

2. More of a leer....

I think "frothy mix of lube and fecal matter" is leering, not smirking......admitadly a fine line.:hippie: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Crankie Avalon]

6. Just imagine being a woman on a date having THAT mug leering/smirking...

...at you from across a candlelit dinner table. :scared:

[gfnrob]

10. I can't even...

imagine a WOMAN on a date with "a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter":rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :puke:

[displacedtexan]

3. You so totally rock, Crankie!

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[Crankie Avalon]

7. Thanks!!! FINALLY, somebody noticed!

:pals:

[Neecy]

4. wow....

In 6 years - 6 years! - that's the first time I've seen Bush with his legs crossed. Usually he has them sprawled out like a total pig.

Of course, his posture is still sloppy and his arrogance is still on full display.

[Crankie Avalon]

9. He crossed his legs only because he was trying to hide something...

...let's just say it was a good thing he wore dark pants that day. :hide:

[gfnrob]

11. codpiece

We had to cross his legs, his codpiece was in the wash.:smoke: :dunce: :cry:

[progressivebydesign]

8. He' soooo leering. ick! n/t

[OwnedByFerrets]

12. This attack on the integrity of weasels

will not be allowed!! I demand an apology immediately and also demand that you excuse yourself from the human race forthwith.
:sarcasm:

[Crankie Avalon]

14. Harold Ford, is that you???

Very well, I'm excusing myself from the human race so as to no longer be a distraction during this important epoch.

If it means no longer being saturated with things like Brangelina or Geico geckos I'd gladly renounce my humanity, anyway.

[kineneb]

13. would not buy used car from either one.

Eeeeewwwwwww!

#1- Satan get thee away... from us all.
#2- Hey Bubba! Wanna' beer?