A Guy Walks Out of a Bar.....

[jackstraw45]

Dumbya this morning:

[peacetalksforall]

1. Thousands of religious women think he is gorgeous. nt

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. Now there's a thought to make one spew.

[BurtWorm]

14. I'll bet they find Red Skelton sexy too.

[undeterred]

2. Pitiful.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

3. I LOVESH YOU, MAN!

give ush a kissh!

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. Shouldn't that be, "a drunk walks out of a bar?"

[rhiannon55]

6. "Dang, this fresh Montana air makes me loopy"

"Well, that and all the fresh Montana whiskey I just had fer breakfast..." :beer:

[Ravy]

7. Hey Conrad.... pull my finger! (n/t)

[johnnie]

8. The rate he is going

He should be looking like this by next year:

[Horse with no Name]

9. Did he swallow his teeth during one of his benders?

Seriously--where are they?

[jackstraw45]

10. Supposedly he tries to hide them....

...in Laura's carton of smokes on Air Force One.

[Horse with no Name]

12. Meth destroys the teeth

hmm...

[Warren DeMontague]

11. More than anything else, Nirvana lyrics spring to mind:

I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh eternally

I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm a liar and a thief
Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea
I'm anemic royalty

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea
I'm anemic royalty

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. One bourbon one scotch one beer.

:hangover: