CAPTION the sweet librarian lady whose actually a pretty nasty piece of work...

[Crankie Avalon]

"If my husband's presidency hasn't embarrassed you,
I figure me busting out a few dance moves won't
embarrass you, either--HAMMERTIME!!! or whatever."

[Stardust]

1. In the interview re Michael J. Fox, she looked like Vampira. (Sorry, didn't realize

this was a caption thread...DUH...carry on.

[951-Riverside]

2. Walk like an Egyptian n/t

:D

[tblue]

3. Walks like an Egyptian

Acts like a mummy

[MADem]

4. What is with those goofy suits she wears? They look like shit.

She looks like Mao in pinstripes, fachrissake...

[BootinUp]

5. Hi out there, Don't forget about the Terra, Just listen to my Awol hubby!

[SteppingRazor]

6. "Foreign types with the hookah pipes say 'Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh'"

"Walk like an Egyptian"

[Neecy]

20. *giggle*

Okay, this is totally cracking me up.

[AIJ Alom]

7. "I'm a little robot..." from Barney the Dinosaur comes to mind.

In honor of LauraBot Stepford. Look out MJF, she's gunning for you.

[elehhhhna]

8. Just think. Their fertilized eggs are on ice somewhere. ~~Shudder~~

[sui generis]

9. looks like that last femoral infusion of PermaGlow finally took

almost a natural human color of pink.

she was looking like they should have closed the casket last week. Maybe she's still got her Halloween costume on, dressed up as a real human.

There is a part of me that honestly wonders how anyone with a brain could sleep at night next to Mussolini or Hitler or Bush; knowing that your spouse had that much blood on his hands.

It's a pretty big stain ma'am, I think you're sleeping in it too.

[rhiannon55]

10. She's looking more and more like the Joker

and she's probably just as evil. Well, she's more evil actually, cause the Joker is FICTIONAL. I wish she was... :(

[EOTE]

21. That luscious tan...

...those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only
your undertaker knows for sure!

This town needs an enema!

[displacedtexan]

11. Cry, Vera Wang! Cry!

[underpants]

12. Is this from the "Jong Il" line?

:rofl:

[displacedtexan]

30. I am so stealing that line, UP!

But here's my (kinda lame) Vera Wang Weeping graphic for your files:

[flakey_foont]

13. practicing her Elaine Benes moves

Dont know much about dancin
Thats why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
n both my feets too long
course now right along with em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin every night
Hopin one day I might get it right
Im a dancin fool, Im a
Dancin fool
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
But I cant compete, cause Im a
Dancin fool, Im a
Dancin fool
- FRANK ZAPPA

[huskerlaw]

14. That woman gives librarians a bad name

She worked in a public library for what...2 minutes back in the early 70s??

And yet, I'm forced to share my vocation with her.

Plus, her outfits prove that money can't buy taste.

[unsavedtrash]

19. I have been looking for librarians on DU

:hi:
I'm a first year MLIS student.

[huskerlaw]

29. Well, you found one!

I got my MLIS last year, along with a JD. I'm a reference librarian/law professor.

If I can help you out with anything, let me know! (haha, gee, don't I sound like a reference librarian?)

:hi:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

15. Ima lil piss-pot, short and stout........ n/t

[mnhtnbb]

23. ROFLMAO

[Elidor]

16. No one could figure out what had become of the moving blankets...

Until the first lady showed up in her new pantsuit.





Yes, it's PantSuit Girl! Disarming evildoers with her stunning fashion sense, PantSuit Girl can disperse entire unruly crowds when she busts out some of the whitest moves ever seen! And now she has her own line of PantSuit Girl's Republican Women's Wear! Seen here wearing her signature PantSuit, the "Not-Tonight-I've-Got-a-Crotch-Ache," a clever reinterpretation of the Mao Suit, suffused with a wholesome Goodwill-castoff chic.



"Bad boys get fed to Mr. Cheney! C'mon now, no use crying..."

[Double T]

17. The latest fashion design from the North Korean runways

[skip fox]

18. Laura is thinking: "I like waving with George from the balcony or

from behind a podium, then I got time to try to find his package with my left hand. . . . Lately it's been really tough."

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. I don't know why anyone ever fell for her faux sweetness crap! She is a bush, after all.

Evil through and through.

[marano35]

24. I had Johns enormous cock in my right hand...

as I cupped Tyrones balls in my left, I'm serious I am not making it up. Hell no he does'nt know.

[antonialee839]

25. Your wind up Laura doll comes complete with a polyester

pinstripe suit, American flag, and back-stabbing dagger, when you pull her string she warns you to watch what you say.

[hootinholler]

26. How ya like *these* drapes? n/t

[Flying Dream Blues]

27. Laura manages a brave smile after staying up all night working on the buttonholes on her

Simplicity #911 pantsuit pockets. It was way too late to bother with the smart rickrack trim she had planned; next time she vows, "No princess seams!"

[LibDemAlways]

28. Are you sure that isn't a shot of a Pickles-inspired

mannequin inside a Halloween discount house at a November 1st sale?

[leftofthedial]

31. I killed one and cut off georgie's nutsack

so don't fuck with me