Rove's "November" surprise? - Democratic Underground

flowomo

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:45 PM
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Rove's "November" surprise?

Bush: Thousands Of Registered Democrats Needed For 'Extremely Important' Mission

WASHINGTON, DC — In a televised address to the nation Monday, President Bush announced that the U.S. is in "desperate need of thousands of registered Democrats" to conduct what he called an "extremely important mission" to begin immediately and continue at least until the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

Bush lauded the "progressive American heroes" who he says will be vital in carrying out the mission....

Although details were limited, an unnamed administration official revealed that, on Wednesday, November 1, registered Democrats will be asked to report to designated government rendezvous points such as post offices and military recruiting centers. Once there, they will be registered, fingerprinted, and issued one-piece jumpsuits, bedding, and canteens of drinking water, then directed to board brown school buses bound for an undisclosed location or locations.... (more)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54718

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seriousstan

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:46 PM
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1. The Onion....nuff said.

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RobertSeattle

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:47 PM
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2. I'll need to ask Cheney how to get a deferment...

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flowomo

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:47 PM
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3. haha... shut up and get on the bus....

your country needs you.

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Mr_Spock

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:48 PM
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4. lol

"brown school busses"

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Chipper Chat

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:48 PM
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5. Can I take my cat with me?

Please, Herr Goebbels-Rove?

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Bucky

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:58 PM
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9. Not if your cat knows how to hack a Diebold machine. We'll need Fluffy on the homefront.

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Chipper Chat

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Thu Nov-02-06 08:42 PM
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10. Poor Pussy.

I cant bear to leave her behind to be "taken care of" by my fundie neighbors.

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Canuckistanian

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:49 PM
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6. I can go for a while

But then I'll bugger off and go work on my dad's campaign.

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enid602

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:50 PM
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7. jHalliburton

Maybe that's why Halliburton is reportedly pulling out of Iraq; they need to concentrate their resources here for the contruction of detention camps.

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AussieDave

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Thu Nov-02-06 05:56 PM
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8. Well why not - wasn't his "October Surprise" John Kerry ???

:shrug:

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