Top Ten Signs Mrs. Haggard Should Have Noticed

[ruggerson]

1. All the "Inches" magazines in the sock drawer which Rev always explained were really just carpentry How-To manuals.

2. Her sister who would call constantly just to shriek "he looks like Wanda from In Living Color!"

3. The Reverend always calling the hunky, shirtless teenage gardener "my Boo Boo."

4. The alarmingly rapid clip she was going through Oil of Olay.

5. The "No talking, no phones, no kids, no NOTHING" rule that was laid down every Olympics during the gymnastics events.

6. The Rev's addiction to "Designing Women" reruns.

7. The well worn, bedside copy of Diana Vreeland's autobiography.

8. The little mirror and razor blade the Rev always called "God's Chopping Block."

9. The memberships to eight different gyms in the great Colorado Springs area.

10. The annual Christmas card from Jeff Gannon.

[AlamoDemoc]

1. LOL....rec'd

:rofl:

[Erika]

2. 11. He was GOP and an adviser to W

He joins the likes of Gingrich, Livingston, Barr, Watts, Burton, Chenoweth ad infinitum.

[Vorta]

3. . The well worn, bedside copy of Diana Vreeland's autobiography. (funny) eom

[Captain Hilts]

4. To think my comment that he got into the White House "through the back door" got deleted! nt

[pinto]

5. Locked.

Gratuitous stereotyping. Let's leave this for a while, OK?