Do all republican evangelicals snort meth with gay hookers???

[B Calm]

I have to ask!

[razors edge]

1. Just the ones who count

(large denominations extracted from the easily fooled)

:sarcasm:

[Vanje]

2. Yes.

Yes they do.
Sometimes they get confused and smoke their fallafals and rub meth all over their chests.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. No.

But... Some People Say:

Jerry Falwell sniffs glue with 300-lb. dominatrixes...
James Dobson huffs paint with twelve-year-old Thai rent boys...
Pat Robertson drops windowpane acid with sheep...

[B Calm]

9. LOL

[Dr.Phool]

12. Falwell's too fat to be doing meth

Probably doing a lot of weed. The munchies.

A lot of hallucinogens too.

[Xipe Totec]

4. LOL!

dude, you made me choke on a croissant!

[Warpy]

5. Anyone who wraps himself in the flag and hides behind the cross

is trying to hide something. Anyone who feels compelled to tell you what a great Christian his is should be watched very carefully to see how he acts.

It's sad, but that's how it is.

[Atman]

6. Not all of them. Some like...

...straight hookers...



.

[DUgosh]

7. Hagee devours anything

[Fuzz]

8. I think some smoke it with bi-sexual hookers, but I get your point.

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Only some, just like some "liberals" like to make idiotic homophobic generalizations.

[kurth]

11. Nah, only high-ranking ones

Low-ranking ones just smoke cigarettes and beg their wives for blow jobs.

[B Calm]

13. some take showers with their sons and compare penises...

[Jamastiene]

14. Wow, that's stretch.

One does it and in your mind that must mean all of them do it. What's that called? Hmm... :think: Oh, it's a broadbrush generalization...

[B Calm]

15. You'd never see republicans give broadbrush generalizations....

[seriousstan]

17. ..

.

[seriousstan]

18. I think it is against the rules to call yourself a republican.

[B Calm]

19. whooosh

[Jamastiene]

22. ...

:rofl:

[B Calm]

25. I know

[populistdriven]

16. no, only one does, he just happens to be their supreme leader

[MzNov]

20. Yes.

[TheBaldyMan]

21. only the publicly homophobic ones n/t

[Ouabache]

23. careful now, republicans will be showing up for apologies soon

if you keep this up...

[kath]

24. No. Only the ones whose wives have "really let themselves go":

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-goldstein/whos-to-blame-for-pastor_b_33279.html

The much publicized meth and gay hooker scandal has elicited a little bit of soul searching and a lot hemming and hawing from Haggard's fellow Evangelical leaders, but perhaps the most ridiculous response came yesterday from Pastor Mark Driscoll of Seattle's Mars Hills mega-church-wannabe. <snip>
"It is not uncommon to meet pastors' wives who really let themselves go; they sometimes feel that because their husband is a pastor, he is therefore trapped into fidelity, which gives them cause for laziness. A wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husband's sin, but she may not be helping him either."