""Twas the night before Mid-terms, and all through the House"....a poem....

[Rowdyboy]

'Twas the night before mid-terms
And all through the House
Speaker Hastert was ranting
The filthy old louse

"Tomorrow they choose, and the future is clear.
We'll be handed our asses by the voters this year"
"Coach" Hastert was rattled, his confidence lost
For Nancy Pelosi would soon be his boss!

And Bill Frist with his scalpel, and a VERY scared cat
Wondered why all the public thought him such an asshat.
An irate America arose with such clatter
That even Chris Matthews gave up his weak blather!

Away to the polls we all flew like a flash,
And showed Dub the meaning of a voter backlash
The results were disputed by spinmeister Snow
But America just said "the bastards must go!"

When who should to my wondering eyes should appear
But a feisty Jack Murtha with a case of cold beer.
Wes Clark on his left flank, Charlie Rangle his right,
I knew in a moment, it would be a long night!

Their losses now certain, our future so bright...
It's time to pay up KKKKarl, starting next Tuesday night

Gone Chafee, Santorum, Jim Talent and Burns...
Plus Kyle and Dewine, 'cause America learns
Gone Hayworth and Northrup and Christopher Shays.
they'll all lose their house seats in a matter of days!

And Nancy and Harry, they'll go straight to their work
Of fighting George Dubya, the pustular jerk!
Bush, laying a finger upside of his nose
Took a huge snort of........well, you know how it goes...

Bush sprang to Dick Cheney, when "Darth"gave Dub a whistle
As the Democrats swamped them both like a "nucular" missile!

And I heard Cheney growl as Bush cringed at his side
"Be prepared you dumb asshole for a real nasty ride....."

Feel free to suggest new verses!

[JohnnyLib2]

1. Recommended!

May I send it to a Dem. blogger in KY ?

[Rowdyboy]

4. Please feel free to distribute this anywhere you like.....Its totally

off the top of my head and I'm just really happy someone likes it enough to want to share it. Enjoy!

[babylonsister]

2. NOMINATED! I love this, Rowdyboy!

:thumbsup:

[Rowdyboy]

5. Thank you! I'm really glad you guys like it!

Just a little whimsy

[Obamarama]

3. Absolutely BRILLIANT!

Did I mention how brilliant that is? Good work, Rowdyboy!

[Rowdyboy]

6. Thanks, man....I'm so excited right now.....

Things look good!

[Obamarama]

8. Lets hope they look even better 72 hours from now! :-)

Peace!

[Rowdyboy]

10. Three days and counting.........

[Clinton Crusader]

7. K&R! Excellent!

[Gregorian]

9. Haha!

Love it.

I can't believe how excited I am. I felt we might lose 2004. But not this time.

[Rowdyboy]

13. Once more into the breech......

:thumbsup:

[DesertRat]

11. k&r

:)

[Rowdyboy]

14. Thanks! You gave me a chance to keep this thread alive and that

seems the main thing that matters.

[CatWoman]

12. Rowdy

this is just WONDERFUL!!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[Rowdyboy]

18. Glad you liked it , my friend.......

[CatWoman]

24. a kick for Rowdy

:kick:

[Rowdyboy]

27. Thank you, sweetness......

I'll take advantage for one last peice of shameless self-promotion, now that I've responded to EVERY SINGLE response.

[G Hawes]

15. Nicely done...

no new verses to add as it scans perfectly as is.

:D

[Rowdyboy]

19. Thanks!

Its my small offering.....

[Synnical]

16. Ab Fab!

I don't have your talent for verse, so am unable to add anything of value.

But, K&R!

[Rowdyboy]

17. Just having fun, my friend....Glad you're here!

[williesgirl]

20. This is great! Sending to my list - recommended

[Rowdyboy]

22. Much appreciated......

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. All. Hail. YOU.

This is magnificent!!!!

I am now president of your fanclub :)

Bravo Rowdyboy, take a bow, a curtain call and 2 encores.


:yourock:

[Rowdyboy]

23. I'm shameless and now I have a fan club! Meeting should look like this....

One last kick for my epic peice.....

[newyawker99]

25. Good job Rowdy!

:thumbsup:

[Rowdyboy]

30. Thanks for reading.....

It was a labor of love

[ArbustoBuster]

26. Nicely done!

How long did that take you? :)

[Rowdyboy]

31. Whipped it out in about an hour.....

Obviously, I have WAY too much time on my hands

[tinfoilinfor2005]

28. I laughed because at first I thought I read that Chris Mathews

gave up his weak bladder. Hahaha! Then I read it again.

Fantastic, excellent, and great fun to read.

[Rowdyboy]

32. Actually, I like your version better.....

If I redo it for 2008, I'll make the change!

[MethuenProgressive]

29. Sweet!

Nice work, Rowdy!

[Kadie]

33. .

:kick:

[Rowdyboy]

34. Thanks! I'll give it another one so it'll actually appear on "Midterm Eve"

:kick:

[David Zephyr]

35. You rule, Rowdyboy!

Damn!!! :hi:

[Rowdyboy]

36. Thanks, David....

Sometimes DU inspires me!

[otherlander]

37. YES!

:bounce: :party: :rofl: :applause:

[orleans]

38. nicely done. n/t