Dobson to aid in counseling Haggard

[CatWoman]

wonder if Dobson is going to show Haggard his dick, too?

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Focus on the Family founder James Dobson will be one of the people overseeing counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard, the evangelical pastor who was fired amid allegations of gay sex and drug use, a senior official of Dobson's organization said Monday.

The counseling process, called restoration, could take years, said H.B. London, vice president for church and clergy at Focus on the Family, a Colorado Springs-based ministry.

"I think it may be more in helping to set the requirements of the restoration, set the ground rules," London told The Associated Press.

Haggard was forced out as senior pastor of the 14,000-member New Life Church in Colorado Springs on Saturday after a former male escort alleged they had sex repeatedly and that Haggard sometimes was on methamphetamines during their trysts.

In a statement read at the church Sunday, Haggard confessed to unspecified "sexual immorality," accepted responsibility for his actions and asked forgiveness.

Dobson will join pastor Jack Hayford of The Church on the Way in Van Nuys, Calif. and the pastor Tommy Barnett of First Assembly of God in Phoenix in overseeing Haggard, according to a letter from Haggard read at New Life services on Sunday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061107/ap_on_re_us/haggard_dobson

[Captain Hilts]

1. I'll bet he cures Haggard of being gay. Let's start a betting pool...nt

[Erika]

4. I bet Haggerd converts Dobson

Then rejects him for being a phony.

[Erika]

2. Is Dobson going to instruct him on the manliness of beating puppies

Or take a shower with him to show the size of a real man's penis?

This is unbelievable.

[JackBeck]

8. Dobson will probably want him to show him what he did to another man.

Just to make sure what he did was sinful.

[Catherine Vincent]

20. heh heh!

He wants to be a falsetrue witness!

[Dogmudgeon]

14. After all, Dobson DID write several spanking manuals

Pretty hot stuff if you're into that kind of thing. Otherwise, either a hoot or morbidly disturbing, depending on your sense of humor.

Dobson condones inflicting anal aggression only on children. Kids can't consent -- but they can't fight back, either, which is more of Dobson's speed.

--p!

[Skittles]

3. the blind leading the blind

f***ing idiots

[zulchzulu]

5. You watch...they are going to fall in love...

Haggard will show him whuh he done wit' dat man...

[upi402]

6. just when i think these freaks have hit the bottom of the barrel

they pull another monkey-on-acid from their ass.


no wonder they vote Republican, they're sick AND wrong.

[El Supremo]

7. Scared straight, huh?

How about showing him how to accept it? That Jesus never condemned it?

[Warren DeMontague]

9. He's gonna show him his dick and beat the crap out of him.

I bet he's already fucking rigid just thinkin' about it.

[karlrschneider]

11. In the shower. You got it!

:evilgrin:

[baldguy]

10. James Dobson is gay.

No man is his right mind would want to fuck him, but he's gay.

[JackBeck]

12. Why is Dobson gay?

[Warren DeMontague]

21. My suspicion is, he feels he needs to wage "war" on the "pervasive gay agenda" that he sees

everywhere because he can't deal with his own feelings. His "organization" is downright obsessive when it comes to hunting down any sort of "gay erotica" in, for instance, ads. They were the ones who made a big stink about that Volvo ad where the parking brake looked like a hard-on.

Classic case of severe religious-based repression, guilt, and subsequent projection. Just my non-professional analysis.

[karlrschneider]

13. Hey...for a fifth of Crown Royal and a million bucks, I'd consider

...wait, no, check that.
:evilgrin:

[ruggerson]

15. It's a fucking cult

these people are brainwashed, it's a tremendous tragedy.

[Ecumenist]

16. Hmm, I just bet he is...

What's he going to do? Drag him into a shower and intimidate him with the size of his pazuzu?

[Crunchy Frog]

17. Don't tell me Dobson's in the closet too.

Hate to see what those counseling sessions would look like. :puke:

[pnwmom]

18. They said they'd be using a lie detector machine,

but they didn't say where they were going to attach it.


:think:

[eleny]

19. In the shower?

[Dr Fate]

24. Yeah- and perhaps O'Reilly can bring the loofa. n/t

n/t

[symbolman]

22. Maybe Dobson will show him

his willy.

That's what he said you should do with your son.

Maybe it doesn't matter to Dobson if your son is 35 years old :)

[AspenRose]

23. Oh CatWoman I didn't need that visual about Dobson's privates....

...apologize, dammit! :D

[CatWoman]

27. hahahahahahahahaha

:hi:

[judaspriestess]

25. these people suffer from Cognitive Dissonance

they only forgive when its convenient. So NOT Christian.

as a matter of fact: CHRISTIANS FROM HELL is what they are

[T Town Jake]

26. Such "counseling" will give new meaning to the "laying on of hands"...

...and mutual "redemption," no doubt...

[burythehatchet]

28. OH the Saturday Night Live skits I could write about this...