Rumsfeld: 'My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done'

[tk2kewl]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55077

Rumsfeld: 'My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done'

November 8, 2006 | Issue 42•45

WASHINGTON, DC—After nearly six years of much-publicized service as Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld announced his resignation Wednesday afternoon, saying that he had "proudly accomplished everything set out to bungle."

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President Bush expressed confidence that Robert Gates, his new nominee for Secretary of Defense, will be able to "fuck everything up the rest of the way."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55077

[pooja]

1. I don't even think you can call it 1/2 an ass... that would have meant

he thought about what he was doing... I don't think he did.

[Rick Myers]

2. A-fermative!!! Roger that!!!

The pooch has been screwed. Thanks Don!!!

[bdamomma]

3. rummy is cutting and running

he should be held accountable, the architect of the war, he should be held for war crimes.

[Actionman]

4. did rummy make a threat...

in his speech he said that time will show that george bush was right about the war?

[tk2kewl]

5. .

kick for the morning