Now for some really important Britney Spears news

[steve2470]

/sarcasm off

Britney text to Fed-Ex: "I H8 U, loser!"

BEIJING, Nov. 10 (Xinhuanet) -- The Blackberry breakup of Britney Spears and soon-to-be-ex-husband Kevin Federline was caught on video by a crew from Canada's MuchMusic channel that had been covertly following Fed-Ex on the road to Dumpsville.

After receiving a text message that read: I H8 U, loser! Federline, 28, became visibly upset, removed his microphone and left for a half hour before returning to finish an interview.

"He had no idea it was coming," a Federline pal told The Post. "In fact, he had been looking into a possible divorce. She beat him to the punch."

But sources familiar with the couple's marital problems say the the writing was on the wall.

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http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-11/10/content_5313921.htm

[H2O Man]

1. Impeach Federline!

I know, I know .... not enough votes.

[trumad]

3. I'm surprised at you waterman...

this talk of impeachment has got to stop. We must first Subpoena for K-Feds Blackberry before we can make informed decisions about so-called impeachment.

You're rush to impeachment is so un-DU like.

Off to the water board for you young man...

oh yeah, I forgot, you like water. DAMN!

[H2O Man]

4. The Water Dance ....

.... cause we are all wet with anticipation ....

[trumad]

5. EW!

Thanks for the visual.

[rpannier]

2. Thank God we are able to cover stories that affect all our lives again

Do you suppose we'll be hearing about Paris Hilton's shopping spree soon?

[lapfog_1]

6. Now thats cold

not even a phone call dump, but a text message?

oh well, love his new nickname.... Fed-Ex

He better get a butt load of money from her... his last concert in NYC drew 70 people... in a place that held at least 1500. Just wow.

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. She made him sign a pre-nup

Smartest thing she's ever done.

[zeemike]

7. It's that dam liberal press that keeps these stories from us

I mean what is more important than Britney Spears and Paris Hilton?