ATTENTION LURKING FREEPERS ! All your site are belong to us!

[elehhhhna]

Seriesly, Freeps, we are sorry to here you're sight is down!!!111!

Meanwhile; entertain yourselfs with this.........


http://www.billbradbury.com/media/swf/rush-limbaugh.swf

[ddbaj]

1. HUGH! SERIES!!!!!!

TEH LIBERAL MEDIA!!E32!!!!!!

[elehhhhna]

4. ITs' not FUNNY !!1! There site took a powder! Why do you chose to

make fun?

[Arugula Latte]

36. But if they're here (I mean, if there hear), the does that mean

that Freeps are STOCKING us??!11/1!!?

:scared:

[elehhhhna]

45. YES!!!! They are dorksided!

[Arugula Latte]

50. Just like PAUL POT!11!!1

[elehhhhna]

52. --->

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: CAN'T :rofl: BREATHE :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BrutalEntropy]

76. late to the fray...

But I had to chime in because your comment reminded me of something I saw on fstdt.com

Somebody was talking about how Jesus died, and made a reference to "Punches Pilot" (Pontius Pilate)

This was several months back... I've since given that name to my iPod, and laugh for a solid 5 minutes any time I plug it in to my computer :-P

[SaveAmerica]

53. SLYCHICS, GARGYLES, SHE IS NOT A CHRIIIISTIAAAAAAN!!

Thanks so much for the laugh, I had forgotten about crazy lady from Trading Spouses or whichever show that was.

[elehhhhna]

68. Margret's Christian Freakout, here--ENJOY!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176

[kmla]

21. That was an unseemly jester....

Have you no morels?

[pauliedangerously]

32. Here, have a morel.....

:rofl:

[xultar]

2. Buhwawawa!

[Sugar Smack]

61. That is your very own word, LOL!

:rofl: :loveya: :yourock:

[Ignacio Upton]

3. Tehy're screwn!!!!1111

[Union Thug]

5. You morans are hughly screwn!!!!11!!!

[helderheid]

9. I'M SERIES!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11

[Guaranteed]

23. But they have STRIVEN so hard....

It's kind of sad, really...

[dwp6577]

6. impeach/indict

before they are setting us up the bomb!!!

:)

[The Deacon]

7. Unfortunately, They Caught A Fresh Squirrel To Run Their Power Supply & Are Back Up

No "breaking" stories about terrorism, though.

[warrens]

18. FBI probably let them back up

To see if anyone was threatening revenge.

[Spazito]

8. Truth be DEMAND DAM it!

Looks like the truth did "DAM" freeperland, for now, anyway, roflmao!

:rofl:

They are SOOOOO screwn!1!11!

[democrat_patriot]

10. What a bunch of loosers!!1!!1

Morans.

[elehhhhna]

13. are you stocking me?

[madokie]

11. thats funny

hope he didn't shit in my computer though

[valerief]

12. Oh, aren't you sweet. You wrote it in their language. nt

[BlueStorm]

14. Ummm.. what happened..

Just woke up and trying to catch up with the happenings around here.

Blue

[elehhhhna]

15. Freeper arrested for fake-anthrax mailings to Bill Clinton,

& their site was down this a.m. -- scrub-a-dub-dub ~!

[BlueStorm]

19. Would scrubbing the site be illegal though?

If it is I am sure that Free Repubic will be in alot of trouble.

Blue

[elehhhhna]

22. I think one can scrub from public viewing but not from,say, the FBI

[BlueStorm]

25. Hmm, I wouldn't know about it either.

[vogonity]

16. A liberul CONSPIRICY!!!!!

There trying to stiffle our voices over their. Sometimes it is just to HUGH to cover up. I say to those DUmmys your a bunch of morans.

[devilgrrl]

17. Hey freepers! Shouldn't you be out looking for work?

Can't blame everything on immigrants, blacks, women and gays! Get a job loser!

[Tinksrival]

20. It's so UPSETTING !!111!!!!

[Zodiak]

29. OMG that pitcher!!

Sew rong...but so funy!

[progressoid]

24. That always makes me spewn my sody-pop!!111!

[applegrove]

26. This is HUGH!

[lpbk2713]

27. I love it!!

He looks and sounds so natural!!



Put it together with this one ......




Undeniable proof they are a bunch of raving lunatics.

[tex-wyo-dem]

28. why do they always cutoff coulter below the waste?//?

[lpbk2713]

30. I saw that post earlier today also ......... LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[tex-wyo-dem]

33. I know...that really made me spewn!

:spray:

[jazzjunkysue]

62. You don't want to see the tail, do you??? n/t.

[chimpymustgo]

31. You should post this as a separate thread. That is good.

I promise to k and r.

[elehhhhna]

34. ditto. Call it "Anne Coulter Haunts Fox Newsroom"

[badgerpup]

38. Is Coulter a MANimal? Asking because last time I saw a neck that long...

:wow:
it was on a blotchy quadruped ungulant critter with a raspy tongue and a taste for acacia leaves...
:scared:

[elehhhhna]

35. BIGWIG REPUBS: Anne's the mover, Rush's the shaker

[lpbk2713]

44. Idea for a new TV show.

Dancing With The Shmucks

[roguevalley]

37. this kills. my new christmas present to just about everyone I know.

[blondeatlast]

39. That would be "Chtistmas" per the new Hate Mailbag. nt

[Spazito]

40. ROFL! I noticed that little goodie too re Chtismas!

Thanks for reminding me to add it to my list of priceless freeperisms!

[rateyes]

41. That's a nice

"jester" you made to the morans1111!!!!!11

[rainbow4321]

42. One freeper says:"Free Republic may get more air time"

Then they give a link to a Raw Story article...how dumb is that? Least if we see a story on Drudge, DUers seem to do whatever searching is needed to NOT have Drudge be the link/source for the DU post.

Raw Story needs to go thank the freepers for the extra "air time"..just to piss them off.

[Wiley50]

43. NO, I Don't Want It! Too Expensive Too Upgrade Software

I have Never (well, at least since the dial up BBS in early '90's)

seen such a cheezy ass website format

HEY RIMJOB!
MORE MONEY BACK INTO YOUR SITE
LESS MONEY FOR ASIAN UNDERAGE SEX TOURISM

[elehhhhna]

47. It's websight. Your are a RINO. I jest NO it!

[C_U_L8R]

46. Rove You Magnificent Bastard !!!

harharhar

[elehhhhna]

48. Prayer chane for Karl Rove:

Uh OH! Hot DOG!

[Coexist]

49. they are ssssso domed!1! I'm series!!!1!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

51. U libruls have no morels.

U jester about sumthing SERIES!!111! like this all teh time.

U'll be reelly sahrry wehn teh FBI cums and locks u're sight down for bieng a bunch of pinko commy librul triators. U shud be ashameed to call urselfs Amurkans--u're a bunch of yullow pussie cowerds which r reelly dum and dum and stuff and u wershipe Beill Klinnton!

And are sight is down becuz of Beill Klintoon's p***s!111! I'M SERIES!!11!!

[elehhhhna]

54. yea and just wait til we take away all are guns !!!!1!

you want be laughing then!!!!!!!!!1!

[RadiDem]

55. Its' all a DEMON-RAT conpiracee! Doan beleeve any off it! (Trancedo/Brownback 08!)

[bluedogyellowdog]

56. DONT LET THA LIBRULS GIT YOU DOWN

STAQND TALL AND GIT READY TO DEFENJD CHRISTMMAS FROM THA LIBRUL GODLESS HEATENS

FREE REPUBLIC IS TEH BOMBZORZ!!!$!!#!#!$#

[davidlynch]

57. ROFL n/t

[nam78_two]

58. Why do you hate America?

You Prius driveing, baby killers on this sight make me sick....
You are not supoating out presedent in a time of war becos you are unpatryotic...

[hasssan1]

60. Why you hate america ? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE LOST

FUCK ALL THEIR BITCH ASS MEMBERS . BUNCH OF COCK SUCKERS

[Roland99]

59. You DemoncRats think your so funny its rediculous. I'm series!

[jazzjunkysue]

63. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[jazzjunkysue]

64. DU Disclaimer: This is a public service announcement.

For anyone new to our site, the statements in this thread may appear to be written by mentally unstable illiterates.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

They are, in fact, written by mentally unstable, illiterate former Bush administration press secretaries.

Translation: Bush taught them how to tok gud. Now, watch this drahve.

(Makin' fun of Freepers is hard werk!)

[EvolveOrConvolve]

65. This is the funniest goddamn thread I've read in a long time.

:toast:

[dalaigh lllama]

66. Poor freeper Ben (from the hate mailbag) will read this

and say, "So I tried to think, then gave up." :freak:

:rofl:

[hsher]

67. K&R

:kick:

[elehhhhna]

69. Welcome to DU, hsher!

[hsher]

71. Thanks E :)

:hi:

[lpbk2713]

70. Kicking this back up ......

.... simply because it deserves it.

[Kingofalldems]

72. 'Were winning'

'I deify the Democrat party!' :rofl: :rofl:

[stepnw1f]

73. Only Problem is They are Crawling around Here Now

more than ever!

[elehhhhna]

74. "...and buy there spelling, ye shall no them"

Book of Elena, 3:16

[stepnw1f]

75. lol!!11111

actually, my spelling can be just as bad sometimes....

:yoiks: