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Tue Nov-14-06 11:09 PM
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| Man your battle stations! Get ready for the annual war on Christmas! |
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"For decades now, public displays celebrating Christmas have been assaulted by the ACLU and activist judges.
Today, we are asking you to make your voice heard and sign our petition to President George W. Bush asking him to issue an executive order prohibiting the federal enforcement of any court decisions that seek to remove Christ from Christmas.
Click here to sign, and then click here to send this to five of your friends.
Vision America will deliver your petition to the White House for you. Together we can make a difference across our nation.
In His Service,
Rick Scarborough"
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| MannyGoldstein
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Tue Nov-14-06 11:18 PM
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| 1. I Spit on an Elf Today |
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And I'm going to take out the next bozo who says the word "holiday", because it derives from "holy day" - and as a secular progressive with San Francisco values, that REALLY pisses me off.
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| Zambero
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Tue Nov-14-06 11:50 PM
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| Redneck Socialist
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Tue Nov-14-06 11:53 PM
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| 3. Stockpiling "Happy Holidays!" |
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I work for a nation-wide retailer and I've been stockpiling "Happy Holidays!" all year. I figure I've got plenty of ammo for the coming war.
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| elperromagico
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Tue Nov-14-06 11:57 PM
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| 4. We must stay the course in the War on Jesusmas! |
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Edited on Tue Nov-14-06 11:57 PM by elperromagico
We must fight the evildoers on every rhetorical front available.
We will fight them in the columns!
We will fight them in the bestsellers!
We will fight them on the talk shows!
We will fight them on the internets!
92nd Keyboard Squadron, prepare to move! Megadittos!!!
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| Hardrada
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Wed Nov-15-06 12:10 AM
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| 5. The 16th Anarchist Heavy Dragoons present and ready!! |
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I will lead them over the hill in a charge as soon as Santa's elves get close enough!
HUZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!
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| silverojo
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Wed Nov-15-06 12:19 AM
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I'm going to stomp the shit out of the next nativity scene I see! :rofl:
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