Where's Bush's clock?

[nedbal]

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "
What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those clocks are Lie Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on the clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that he never told lie." "Incredible, said the man. "And whose
clock is that one?"

St Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter responded, "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using
it as a ceiling fan."

[Catherine Vincent]

1. Whew!

At first glance at your post I mistook clock for something else. :blush:

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. I know what you mean. I was about to say "Ask Condi"

But I caught myself just in time.

[QuestionAll...]

2. out being cleaned?

clean your clock - hmmm, actually I have no idea what that means, whoopassish I believe.

[file83]

3. LOL - that was a good one.

:rofl: