Bush: "This is a place where Barney likes to hang out. Barney is my dog."

[sabra]

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/11-22-2006/0004479327&EDATE=

Remarks by President Bush at the Pardoning of the National Thanksgiving Turkey

<snip>

We're here in the Rose Garden. This is a place where Barney likes to
hang out. Barney is my dog. And he likes to chase a soccer ball here. He
came out a little early, as did Flyer, and instead of chasing the soccer
ball, he chased the bird. (Laughter.) And it kind of made the turkey
nervous. See, the turkey was already nervous to begin with. Nobody has told
him yet about the pardon I'm about to give him. (Laughter.)

[htuttle]

1. "Run, Barney, Run"

"See Barney Run"

Very Good Mr. President. Time for a popsicle....


:eyes:

[sabra]

3. I was thinking the same thing :-)

[kestrel91316]

13. ".............and then your nap."

[asjr]

2. See Spot Run.

[SammyWinstonJack]

15. Thought the same while reading this.

:rofl:

[AndyA]

4. The man is truly brilliant, isn't he? A shining example of an American

pResident. What a disgusting joke on America. A clown in a business suit calling the shots.

George Bush will go down in history as the worst pResident ever. He will be the Edsel of politics.

[opihimoimoi]

5. This clip is so revealing of his SMALL fucking brain.....4th grade is

the level...maybe....Damn....

And America lets him meet with other Nations Leaders??? Those guys with BRAINS???? OMG....

[kestrel91316]

14. No. It was second grade at best.

[Cocoa]

6. they gave him simple lines to recite today

maybe they knew he was planning to be drunk.

[sarge43]

7. Oh God

He's been reading My Pet Goat and The Very Hungry Caterpillar again or he's shit faced.
Yes I know, it's not an either/or.

[SoCalDem]

8. "Georgie, did you really READ the book?"

He always sounds like a kid who "saw the movie" , when the teacher assigned "the book"..and is now stumbling through his book report :)

[tridim]

9. What ever happened to their other dog?

Miss Beasley I think.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Has a pResident's pet ever publicly bitten them, or peed upon them?

[China_cat]

11. No, but Barney pissed on the rug in the Oval Office

ON CAMERA during an interview.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Animals keep us honest. Kudos to Barney :-)

[Javaman]

12. "My cat's breath smells like cat food" - Ralphie Wiggums. nt

[NNN0LHI]

16. He will be talking about collecting trains by the end of the week. Choo, choo n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

17. What happens when Barny passes away?

The bombing of Scotland?

[Crankie Avalon]

19. The wisest, most statesman-like speech he's ever given...

...that "reading list" is really paying off.